Blogging By Mistake

OHai

2012-01-09T23:08:00.000+08:00

Damn..its been very long since I blogged yeah?

Wondered whether my blog is still alive. Im here so apparently its still is.

Ni pon sebab bebudak nih dok godek2 gamba2 lama.. lawak gila..hezz used to be fat, hizam used to have hair, nana was a skeleton...

Ahahahah...

Memories lives on..

Lost some friends, met new friends most importantly Unrest still alive and kicking..ahahaha

Hope Ill update this blog more then..

See ya...

Nuff Said

2011-02-17T07:57:00.000+08:00

hahahahaaa....

See...I think I have enough experience to write a book about the other gender...pretentious little bugger..c'mon...if you don't like us or have something that you prefer us to not to do anymore...just say it...unlike you guys, we men process things faster with direct up to date information...don't go rerouting everything but ended up at the same thing...

you like say you like...you don't say sorry you dont...dont laa tell all this big story and watnot...seriously thats just pisses me off enuff for me to write a blog fuckin early in the morning...

fine laa...we men don't stick to things fondly except for our mothers, cars and maybe sports...if you think that you could spare the pain of reality by sugarcoating shit well it doesnt...we men, if we are interested in something or someone...we'll try our best to get it...until of course we know by then it's either too expensive, taken or doesnt fit us anyway....well maybe its just me then but...yeah...

I've still havent found me a local Malaysian girl who practice what she preach...most always branded themselves as honest but most of the time you started things off by a little white lie...so until I do meet this elusive species...most Malaysian girls are pretentious...you too scared guys calls you snub,stuckup and watnot and prefer to be assume as honest...ahhahaha...wateva laa...do what you want la kan...

today is basically my Sunday...new shift and schedule means I'm back to 9-6 shift...but having Wed and Thurs off...didnt do much yesterday...not feeling well...ended up bunking in my bunk...today...ntah laa...maybe catch a movie or something....wonder whats new in cinema...would want to watch Green Hornet though...should be nice ehh...

So Imma tell you a bit of my job...actually I cant...but most of my job evolves around phone and calls...somedays it'll be so busy that we don't have time to leave our desk to walk around...so we've developed our own signs/signal if let say we need to transfer call to others...same like how stockbroker do...because most of our calls we need to transfer to others who are more expert in that product knowledge...and most of the seating is far apart that we just don't want to walk around only to have to run back to make the connection...and we don't call each other by name...its either callsign,pet name or just simply extension numbers...hahahaha...

First we get eye contact...and put out the signal of 'Call, will you accept it?'

And if we were given the nod or thumbs up, your colleague will start giving out his/her extension...but since we're lazy to walk to them or shout...we start showing the universal number signs...hence

Now after 5 is the most interesting....even if we are wearing headsets, we still prefer to use only 1 hand...notice to signal the next number 6 till 9...we turn our hands in...( ie. if 1 to 5, the signaller's palm is facing us...if 6-9 the signaller's backhand is facing us...)

and 0

Im pretty sure I don't need to elaborate more on the extension signaller as most of you are grown up yeah?

Hahahhaha...things we do in the office just to avoid running or shouting...

Nice

in my shoes?

2011-02-11T21:23:00.000+08:00

Been off the meds for 2 days now...hate the feeling I am in but it's for my own good...

I seriously hated it when people tends to associate their experiences with yours...I know they meant good and all but seriously, when your problem is only like 40% in similarity, please...refrained from giving advice...because sometimes I would just want someone to listen...to hear me out...

I'm in a phase where I just want to pick myself up, dust my shoulder off and limp away...try not to look back...but how can you forget something that meant something to you so much to simply hit the 'Delete' button...if God had created the delete button, humankind won't be in so much shit that it is today...

How can you move from having someone who is there having your back everyday, someone to talk to about everything that you did and someone to look after you when you're down? I know it's very cliche to say....but then again, its my fucking blog and I'll fucking blog whatever I want...why are you still here anyway?

Maybe it's because I missed having someone who waits for you when you return from a hard day's work, maybe it's because I missed having a person to talk to about everything....maybe it's just me then eh?

Desperate? Maybe I am....I'm not allowed to be desperate? I'm not desperate enough to chase everyone that caught my eyes, but maybe I am that desperate to have someone who could help me to close that 35kg box where I kept my past life deep underground...

After the divorce, I was in a state of shock...it happened so suddenly, I have been there for all the ups and downs...I have stood my ground and principle to make sure that we are all happy...but apparently that's not good enough...your marriage was so fake it made Pamela Anderson looked real...at least I still have someone whom I can talk to, whom can make me smile when I'm down...someone who loved me unconditionally...

But in my life, all the things that I love was always taken away...just a matter of time...first it was ST, then it was FKA and now MR...so what else?

I like having someone that I could take care off, it helps me forget about things....as much as I hated it, this was the time where I wished someone is here to help me get back to my own 2 feet...if that's called a loser so be it...

Loneliness I has it...

You were the king of the castle, the tip of the sword...but now...all I feel was like a part of a rubble from a burning empire and the rope that hangs the sword from...

Poyo? Gedik? Whatever man...your views isn't relevant till you have been in my shoe...then we see how you cope with it?

Fuck la...Im going to bed...

Neutered.

2011-02-09T15:52:00.000+08:00

It has been long...dust accumulated like the recent snow storm in US....grabbing the bulu ayam I swiftly sweep it off...its due time...

So many things had happened from the last post....too much actually...I myself don't feel like sharing to the whole world...so forgive me as I'll continue fresh from today onwards then...

What I'll share is that I've divorced from my 2.5 years of marriage...things gotten so ugly that I don't want to remember year 2010...

I think I'm finally be able to get back in the dating scene...but I realized that my skills and mojo just doesn't work anymore in 2011...

But 1 thing for sure...girls will always be girls...can't make up their mind...

Here I am, looking for new friends...new relationship...hopefully a serious one...but I kept bumping to girls that is just out to have more fun...well can't blame them...still at the ripeful age of 20's...

What I've learned in my own experience is that...read the hidden messages from girls...

I'm no Farid Kamil and I'm no Datuk K....looks and money not always been on my good side...but I can safely say that I still practice the lost art of Gentleman...I still believe in Chivalry...yet I think girls nowadays no longer looking for guys with these qualities...instead...girls of today can be conceived just as assholes as guys are...

When a guy flirt with a beautiful lady across the floor, he's a jerk only looking for hot girls...

When a girl flirt with a good looking guy across the floor, she has good taste and they were meant for each other...

I liked a girl....I told her my feelings for her...she then continued to tell me that she's not looking for a relationship right now...and prefer if we take things slowly and start by being friends first...

Big mistake...

Thats the universal sentence when a girl don't fancy you but don't want to be labeled 'Bitch'...she talks her way out without hurting your feeling... been there done that...ahhahaha

A girl told me that it was not a right time...she just wants to focus on her goals...give her some time...

Wrong...

Thats the cliche sentence when a girl doesn't like you for who you are...but likes the attentions you're giving to her...

Bahh....Im so sick and tired...all I want now is a girl...who can accept me for who I am...cos Im most definitely can accept them for who they are....I dont like pretentious and hypocrite ladies laa...for me it's also very hard to find this types of girls anymore...

Does the internet has something to do with it? Or is it just me...

Behhh...I don't know...but I'll continue on my pursuit to find the right girl....the right girl for me....

What about you?

Skooled

2010-07-03T15:51:00.000+08:00

I was forced to take Annual Leave from my company since Thursday...ahhahaha...yes...my company is giving 26annual leave per calendar year...why so many? Cos my work sometimes Ive to go do shift on odd hours...and the company doesn't really practice Public Holiday...if you're in the UK shift, you follow UK PH...US follow US PH...you get the drill right? So thats why the AL is kinda high...

Apart from all the 26days, apparently one have to take 10AL in one go...means 2 full week of paid leave...leaving the remaining 16days of planned leave which we have to plan in January for the whole year...ahhahaha

So yeah...Im suppose to take 5 days AL by July...2 AL down 3 more to go...my plan was Friday and Monday...but then Co don't give Mondays...ahahhaha fine...Thursday & Friday then...since I was the first to submit my application, I get to choose the days first...each days are slotted who's taking...ahhahaha...it pays to be the early bird sometimes...

Next week would be the same Thurs & Fri...then on the 3rd week it'll be Thurs cos I jotted the date wrongly...damn

So on Thursday, I wanted to clear up my shits that has been stagnant for the past 1 month. Then I remember something. On Wednesday I didn't ride, cos Elie won't start...Elie's been acting weird since that Harley event...confirm my bike's a she cos she's easily get jealous HAHAHAHAH...Theres No Way In Hell Im Driving Into SHAH ALAM at 9am plus I need to go to 3 different places in Shah Alam. So yes, I was so hellbent on riding instead of driving. Die Die Must Start

So in the morning, I tried to see whats the problem. Theres no power whatsoever. Thinking that she might be able to be forced I pushed the bike downhill and shoved 1st gear and released the clutch together with the start button. Nothing. I tried again now with the 2nd gear. Nope. 3rd gear's next. Nothing. Damn...by the time I realized Im 200m from home and it's an uphill. OMFG...Ive to push Elie up slope. Her heavy ass made me almost shitted myself literally cos right after reaching home, I parked her and went to the loo for number 2. Damn...

Tried jumpstarting that bitch up. It took quite a long time. At first I JS her for about 10mins to see if I could charge the batt. As soon as I disconnected the jumper cables she went dead. I tried again. Now making sure I double the charging time to 20mins. Same shit happened. WTF. 3rd tries I make damn sure that it's 30min charged and that I upped the timing to 4krpm. That seems to do the trick. Ive to rushed the bitch to Ah Meng before she dies again. All the way from home to SS19 I was saying prayers and yell all cars to get out of my way and not to make me stop. I need to make sure she's in gear and runnning. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Apparently, the battery is as dead as Saddam Hussein. Damn. Just last week I pampered you with new coolants, fresh oil from the best of the best of brand, fixed your light and signals...this the thanks I get? BITCH. RM135 gone for a new 12V9A free maintainence battery. Off I go to Shah Alam.

Went to Mahkamah Rendah Syariah first to collect my documents which then I submitted to Jais to opened up an appeal. Was told the process would take 14working days. DAMN. Then off to JPN to get a replacement for my MYKAD. My previous MYKAD was 15years old. It had disintegrated to pieces. WTF. Identity Card is for you to have in your lifetime, yet the quality of it was shitty. I was not the first one to have it destroyed. The worse part of it, Ive to pay RM10 to get it replaced. Simply WTF. If you lost it yes by all means. But this card was destroyed by itself. Not my fault wat. The microchip is still working. Just that the facade was torned and ripped of the card leaving me with a white card with some gold chip at the centre AHHAHAHAH.

After waiting and waiting, my number was called. Went there submit and returned the damaged card. Was told to wait for my number to be called up again to take picture. AHAHAHHA good timing. My new hair would be smacked on my new MyKad. AHAHHAHAHA...

2 hours after all the bullshit. I remembered that I have not visited my old friend Bob since his accident while trying to DIY fix his Astro dish. Hahahhaha. So off I went to his house which was also in Shah Alam.

I really gegar'ed the fella's house. With my new exhaust setting, my bike sounded like a psycho V8 man...AHHAHAHAHA...habis satu Shah Alam aku kasi bakar...hahahaha...Bob's daughter ran in fear when I arrived. Bob showed his video of when his metal holder for his broken arm was removed. Damn painful. Remind myself if my time happens to come, always chose to cement it, not installing bracket. Looked damn painful. And Bob does have high tolerance to pain, but he himself was screaming when the doctor slowly twist the titanium that was screwed to his bone. Stupidly the fella didnt want to be administered local anesthesia since his sister's wedding was the day after and he wanted to come celebrate together and not get stuck in some hospital.After almost 3 I went back home.

End of Thursday.

On Friday, as usual I woke up, bathe Goose and prepped him for school. Feed him breakfast and sharp 7.20am off we go. Right after sending him, I notice the road leading to my house is heavy with traffic. Thats odd. Yes yes usually every working day it'll be jammed but that morning's jam was different. Suddenly I can see why. A white van had turned to it's side after crashing with an oncoming car while doing a U-Turn. Quickly parked the car and see if I can help.
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To my horror, the white van was carrying...SCHOOL CHILDREN. Roughly the age of 7 to 9 years old. And during the accident, there was 6 of them inside with the oldman driver. Lots of people came to their aid, rescuing the children fearing that the van might catch on fire as liquids starts to pour out. Luckily it was just engine oil. 1 kid had a broken nose while the other had some injuries on their head. Both kid belongs to one parent. The remaining 4 just suffering from small cuts and was clearly traumatized. The driver of the Avanza too was shocked. Lucky for her, her children was all strapped inside the car. If her children were to just simply sit or worse, stand on the seat god knows whether they are still alive or not. The 2 kids was rushed to SJMC while the remaining kids was taken to a clinic just 5m away.

From what I have gathered, the van coming from USJ 5 was making a U-Turn nearby USJ 4/4 and USJ 4/6 and the Avanza came from USJ 4/9. Now this small junction was quite famous for accidents as the mainroad was kinda straight and cars were quite fast there. Before cars from the housing area can cross the road to go to Taipan/USJ 11 but since all the accidents only cars from USJ 5 can turn into USJ 4. But still, accidents happen. What I would suggest is to just closed that junction and make sure people U-TUrn at the traffic light a mere 20m away from the said junction. Anyway, the van was making U-Turn and the Avanza did not managed to brake in time, crashed into the van right at the rear tire causing it to flipped to it's side.

Anyway, 2 patrol cars with 4 policemen had arrived at the scene. But BUT, they are just look look see. Nobody was manning the now heavy traffic jam. NOBODY. Since the van is blocking 1 way of the housing road, cars from mainroad entering and cars from housing exiting is caught in a bottleneck. Seeing this shit not dealt with, I took the liberty to do the job that the cops were supposed to do in the first place. I stand on the roadside and manned the traffics ensuring a smoother flow of cars from the mainroad and housing road. I really do wonder what the fuck is the cops doing there. All I see is that they just putting cones and that's it. Heck they even complain the towtruck is taking their time.

2 hours later only a towtruck came. No wonder the towtruck was so slow. The driver of the van insisted that he only wants the towtruck that he himself call to clear off his car. WTF. Stupid selfish old man. Be a little bit considerate can or not? Its morning traffic and the longer it takes to clear your mess up, the worse the jam is gonna get. It was only after 2 hours did his towtruck managed to come by. Struggling to rotate the van upright cos it was laying on it side and it was slightly 10% downhill. Right after the van had been succesfully rotated back upright, straight away I hear the cop said something like 'Hah dah settle, jom jom. Kumpul semua cone. Biar depa settle la. Nak tarik balai ke, nak tarik bengkel ke tak peduli lah. Jom Jom' (Hey everything's clear. Collect all the cones and let them settle this themselves. Tow the cars to headquarters or not I don't care). WHAT THE FUCK. This accident had involved schoolchildren injured you stupid fuck. Sheesh. Must be an SPM dropout with that kind of attitude.

After all clear, some fellow USJ resident thanked me for my role as the traffic warden. Wow. I didnt realize that. I was doing it for free liao seeing everyone was struggling. Yippee. I helped a bit. :)

Hope all children involves was ok. Hope the uncle learned his lesson. And until today I dunno whether the uncle's sidejob of sending/picking school children up was legal or not. That's his problem. Parents of the children came one by one but I guess since the uncle was like 70++ they don't want to shout at him la.

Sekian,
Wartawan Mohd Faizal untuk BBC

Rumble In The Urban Jungle

2010-06-29T21:34:00.000+08:00

well...not much had happened for the last few days...well I think only on Saturday mostly...

Man I so can't wait for my VTWIN cruiser so I too can enjoy the wind between my ketiak man...

Last saturday I attended an event called Ladies of Harley...or sumthing like that I can't really remember...but basically its an event to celebrate the ladies who owns a Harley Davidson bike or is a strong supporter to their husband's passion for this legendary bike...I was personally invited by a easyrider friend of mine and also one of my friend who is happen to be working in HDKL itself...

Thats ARN wearing the red helmet and his Sportster 883

I was so looking forward for this event to get up close and personal with HDs...usually I just ride past it as I damn paiseh to come with my puny Elie...malu la....ahhahaha....so Saturday I dropped by fully donned in what I expect a HD rider would...jeans,safety boot,black shirt,sunglass and bandana...AHHAHAHAH so typical...my friend Arn is already there since 9.30am even though the event kicks off at 11am...crazy die hard HD rider he is...unfortunately I've to wait for babysitter as I did not plan to bring Goose with me as if I were to testride them bikes, I dunno where I'll park him...I cant put him between my crotch and fueltank right....ahhahaha...

So around 1230pm I arrive...there was loads of riders already flocking HDKL...mostly HD riders themselves from different MCs and Chapters but mostly SEAHOG'ers themselves...theres a lot of stock,custom,choppered and even the new HD Trike bike...damn...its not everyday you see a brand spanking new HD bike summore with 3 wheels...heck the behemoth even came with a handbrake lever la...ahhahaha...I seriously doubt it's cornering speed and not suprisingly the feedback was quite poor...its more of a bike where you take it for a long journey in highways la...but then again, I wonder if the trikebike need to pay tolls or not...

This lady almost wheelied this bike when she missed her footing and rev the bike while holding the clutch...everyone was damn scared that she'd accidentally release the clutch lever...damn...

This is me with Wan's Sportster 883 with Apehanger...still a bit small...

I have always been falling in love with the fat series la...Fat Bob and Fatboy...the size fits me nicely without overdoing it such as the Ultraglide or underdoing it like the Sportster...mind you the latest Sportster have buffed up on muscle lately...but still..the Fat's wins my heart anytime...

This is me with Arn's friend's Fatboy also with Apehanger...nice right??

The distinct sound of a HD engine firing up is awesome, the sound of a HD with Screaming Eagle's exhaust systems is flabbergasting....damn...one HD is more than enough...imagine 7 HD's with SE exhausts sounds like...I came home with a throbbing headache....but its all worth it...ahhahaha

Free lunch was served coupled with a free flow of ice cold lychee drinks...damn...thumbs up to Milwaukee Cafe Bistro...even though you're a nobody and non HD...they dont pick bulu...everyone who came to the event was treated with a nice tasty nasi goreng,veggies and ayam kari...simple but tasteful...while eating you get to listen to the HDs thumping away and smell of burnt petrols...emph....tantalizing...

I didnt hang around long....there was also Naza Bike Carnival happening next door but I have an appointment with my mechanic for oil change and a couple of things to do on Elie...

Ah Meng installing the front brake switch on Elie...

Did maintenance and something extra... 2 x Motul 4T engine oil, 1 rear left signal bulb, 1 x Radiator coolant, installed the brake switch for the front brake as before I only have brake light when I stepped on the rears, did some light carb tuning, and some rewiring...total cost me RM108...damn...well it still is cheaper compared to cars ler...now the bike felt slightly lighter and I dont have to worry someone banging me from behind as I only use front brake when Im on supercruise mode (kaki angkat depan tinggi2) ahahhahahaha...then went for a haircut (finally) and back as Goose's temporary babysitter needs to go places...ahhaha...

On Sunday nothing much ler...me and Goose went One Utama as I need to go to HSBC branch for some banking...yes...if you are a HSBC customer, only in One Utama where you can find an operating branch on weekends...for normal services its open till 9pm but for cash related its only until 5pm if Im not mistaken...need to double check again...ahahha

Then went to MPH to get a retractable employee tag holder and also HomeFix for a new padlock for my office locker. I managed to broke my old one last Friday...then went for Gelato icecream and Auntie Anne's pretzel...and to Goose amazement OU is having some sort of Sesame's Street roadshow...so I brought him to go watch Elmo and his gangs...went back around 7pm and sleep...then weekdays as usual Im working...been planning to update the blog but Im tired ler...weekend tired...weekdays tired...ahhahaha...now not so tired so yeah here I am....

Well till then....

1+1

2010-06-22T06:24:00.000+08:00

Hahahhaa I did it again...I know I said Imma reviving this blog of mine....but time seems to not be on my side...wanted to blog at night but usually Im so knackered from work and father duty than I just shrugged off...now since I woke up earlier than usual why not right? Better than nothing...

Last week was a busy one with job and everything...I have graduated from the training course on my new workplace after a 1 month hardcore training...it was a long 1 month...from day 1 till day 30 our brains and soul was bombarded with ever so new products and technology of 2010 that we just simply need to shut up, sit up and suck up on all of it....I did pretty well I guess as I managed to pass all the tollgates and examination...well not 100% but good enough for someone who does not have any background in Bankings....proud proud...

So as off 21st June (Yesterday) all those graduated fellas are left to roam and deal with real customers....it was nerve-wrecking as hell...before we only get a chance to practice on one another or with the trainers...but yesterday was the real deal...real customers, real issues, real patience....and when it comes with dealing with customer's money, they dont dilly dally...dont care you're new or what....you salah you kana....KANAAAA....

I kana from one customer yesterday....damn when I started in the morning my confidence level was ard 85%...but after kana from that particular customer....my CL dropped to 23%....it was that bad and it was that hard...hahahaha

Last weekend was Father's day woot woot....my 2nd Father's day so far....we n my family went to this restaurant called Big Plate somewhere at the edge of Subang...its actually in Shah Alam but I guess Subang was quite famous and independent that they also chose to use the word Subang....hahahaha...

well Big Plate...what can I say...the restaurant look decent...it was not that fancy and it was not that shabby....its like a simple malay nasi campur restaurant....the menu was quite horrible...I mean the menu book itself...it looked like it was created on the year 1999 itself...though we was the first customer to arrive followed by another group 15minutes later, their food managed to arrive earlier than ours even though one of the food that they ordered was the same as mine...

Services wise BP sucked donkey's ass...the girl who delivers our drink was as blur as a drunken bat...as a waiter myself, we should always deliver the drinks on whichever customer ordered them....but this kelawar, simply goes 'Watermelon' then leave the drinks at the edge of the table for us to collect...what the fuck....it was not for the 1 time drink....it happened for the whole 7 drinks that we ordered....i see the face oso like kanina like dat...if you don't care for your job, fuck off...simple as that...you're ruining the restaurant's image bitch...

again we've waited for like a good 20mins for our food to arrive...when it finally arrive everyone was already at a hunger that we started digging in once our ordered food arrived...I ordered the Mixed Grill...it was a good choice because it has all the good things cow,lamb,chicken and even sausages....and it's definitely a better deal as my brother who ordered the Big Plate special@ meat steak was only RM2 cheaper than mine but my portion was like 35% bigger than his....food was ok...it was quite oily....Im not sure whether it was because of the mixture of oil and butter or wat...but it was oily to my liking...but since Im so hungry...don't care...

So to sum up Big Plate (Subang/Shah Alam)

Service - 1/5 (bad quality service from the waitresses)
Food Quality - 3/5 (it was too oily for my liking, but taste was ok for the price)
Food Quantity - 4/5 (my order of Mixed Grill has lots of meat in it)
Price - 4/5 (my Mixed Grill costed RM30, cheaper and loads more compared to Old LKW you know where)
Location - 2/5 (it was confusing to get there, unless you've been there before. Ive to rely on GPS)

Would I go there again, maybe with friends and cheap meat.... <--this topic will be covered next

Good Morning and Good Bye

Hairy Fcuk

2010-06-13T11:49:00.000+08:00

hmm...as I shower this morning, I noticed that my hair has now grown past my eyelid aka long...ahhaha after all this years...ive tried no hair, short hair, armymen hair, middle split hair, side split hair, laidback hair, grunge hair, long hair and coloured hair...

Long

Medium

Short

No Hair

Crewcut

Laidback

Grunge/Messy

Coloured Stuffs

WTF Stuffs

OKOK...i confessed...most of the time my hair would be non asian hair aka coloured...i like coloured hair...but not to the extend of ahbeng's gold/silver/yellow in one head...my colour of choice would be medium/dark brown...although i do concur that ive went overboard last time and did mine light/medium brown...looked silly ler...

after a while, i prefer my hair to be in the short/medium cuts...easier to maintain...no need for always comb it back with your fingers and watnot...and especially now with my bike riding...i just hated helmet hair...everytime ive to re-comb my hair after taking off my helmet knowing that the next ride ive to do it all over again...ahahhaha...my solutions was to comb it all backwards...but then i felt like a dirty rempit with an ekor at the back sticking out of the helmet acting as a rear spoiler...

so yeah...im thinking of cutting my hair and adding some colour back to it...but have to wait till payday....im very dry at the moment...hahahah

I do like myself bald as a 14 year old vah jay jay but my head have a weird design...its not well rounded...well i know that no human's head is all rounded...but mine is like a mix of hexagon,round and square shape....ahhahahaha...plus after every shower...5 mins later you felt dry again...but...BUT....wet your hand and placed it on your head you'll feel like...dayummmmmm....surge of coldness all over....mebe that's how the ladies felt when they climax...i dunno HAHAHAHAHAHAH....

so yeah...its Sunday...goose is already sleeping...im going to in the next 5mins or so...so...bye

FooBarghhh

2010-06-11T22:46:00.000+08:00

well...its that season again...where nerds and poseur would just hang out at mamak and try their very best to show that they are as manly as ever...by watching World Cup....now dont get me wrong...I was not a very footie fan meself...last year's WC I was in Sheffield,UK absorbing how it felt like in a country that had football as a religion...

things was mad...the nationalism of England fans was off the chart....and...their rowdiness also shows when a can or 2 of beer had been popped open....ahhahaha I still remember when CR screwed Rooney's backside during a match resulting in WR getting the red card...the whole park went crazy...cans flying, shouts shouted...as far as I know....if you aint an Englishmen....you better start running....true and true...things started to get ugly...

the shops usually anticipated England's match by closing their businesses earlier than usual....well to some extend they wanna go back home to root for their home team....but I think it's mostly because of the shit that could go wrong when England looses..cos most shops came equipped with a metal shutter instead...ahhahahaha...my n andrew know how to judge the crowd and started 1000 steps mode when we sense danger looming just around the corner...

that was good time....i miss Sheffield on an occasion or two...yeah...

earlier today there was a massive accident in Cyberjaya...you know what....the road in Cyberjaya is freaky...theres always an accident waiting to happen...seriously...theres never a month without accidents in CYB...in March there was one involving a Myvi then last week there was a Wira overshot a corner...and this morning again involving a Myvi with a Persona...

as usual being the typical Malaysian...we must kepoh2 a bit...well in my defence I was arriving at the Shell junction when I heard an ambulance blaring behind me...and the traffic light was red....so I did what I like to do and re-direct traffic so that the ambulance can go past it...then I continued my way to my office...ehhh why did this ambulance follow me liao....i scared already...shit this ambulance must have thought that I was sent to lead him to some accident scene...i thought to myself shit what have I gotten myself into when suddenly right in front of me i saw some traffic at the second traffic light just in front of my office building....ahh lucky...the accident was here rupanya....so again I went past the traffic light and 'directed' the ambulance until the fella follow where I show my finger and parked....ahahahahha felt like police traffic liao...apparently that was a 2nd ambulance as another ambulance had arrived earlier and carted one victim to the hospital....the Persona driver...the Myvi driver was miraculously unhurt even though his car looked 300% worse than the Persona's....in fact, the point of impact was just barely a meter from where the driver was sitting and when the car turtled to a traffic light, again the TL pole missed his head by inches....according to the fella la....

anyway....I tiba2 jadi Karamsingh Walia and started interviewing ~~spectators~~ gathering there and found out that :-

a) The Myvi driver was also an employee to the same company and was an HR who today happens to be his last day of working with the company

b) The Persona driver was an off duty JPJ officer

c) The Myvi driver had ran a red light when accident occurs

must have been suck right....last day of employment and accident happened...the fella cried weh...i think its must be that he regretted his resignation...obviously the medical and insurance benefits given by the company will not cover his ass....

and that the fact that he had ran a red light with several witnesses coming forward when the fuzzers arrive and testify

anddd..... that the fact the fella who was involved in his mess was a JPJ officer...thats wat I called triple CIALAT man....damn suwey....must have forgot to mandi wajib in the morning....

anyway...see the MV fella ok...just some scratches only and nothing serious....i gotten bored dy....took some pictures when I notice I was the only fella who's not already taking pictures....ahhahahahah wtf....there was like 20++ fella all handphone locked and loaded and click here click there snap here snap there....ahahahha truly Malaysians...

I buggered off and went to work...just cross the road ony sampai sudah ahhahahaha....

tested new lunch ground nearby...Padi something something restaurant next to Old Town Coffee....I went to OTC but I didnt notice there was other restaurant around...must have been new....

plus this was the first time that I had my lunch outside the office's cafeteria...due to the fact my savings tinggal dust and that the company's cafeteria is subsidized no point right? but then again...the office awekz ajak kuar join makan sekali laa...takkan tak nak kot....ahahahhaha

I was so used to the office's subsidized food that I was actually shocked to see the price...Nasi Goreng Tomyam like RM9++...wtf!!! ahahhahahahah....usually kalo kat opis tuh..aku amik nasi putih, telur goreng, ayam goreng + nescafe ais only cost RM3....punya la terkejut berok tgk makan tgh hari RM11.65...DAMN...no more weh...im sticking to the cheaper food la....no boobs can trap me anymore...unless it's naked and bouncing in front of me la ahhahahaha....

So yeah...so far working is good...still in training...learning new stuff.....practically new shits weh...shits that Ive never heard, imagine or thought have until now....everyweek we go thru exams both theory and practical....so far so good...i passed all...while some in the class is failing this and that...i dont understand it...most of them likes to ask questions this and that...some even likes to ask annoying question that was like so damn obvious the answer I felt like slapping the fella...i tot tanya banyak paham la juga pekebenda...ujung2 hampeh juga...ceh....baik dok diam je la....ahhahahaha....uihhhh jgn berlagak...nanti karma datang...

speaking of karma....i just kena...apparently in the office i have 7 mates working there too...3 of the from the same bikers club...while 4 remaining is my old school mates...and 2 fella stands out the most...why? these two fella last time....I bully kaw kaw one...tiap hari tiap jam...kena jentik, kena starlite, kena kutuk semua....sekali...amik ko...senior aku....mampos....AHHAHAHAHA....takpa aku kaverline...buat2 shocked and excited to see them but not to the extend that they were reminded of all the bad shit ive done to them...AHHAHAHAHAH...all is good all is good....

Yeah so have you ever been in my situation? You know...You bully or fuck smelly someone that suddenly that same someone is your supervisor, boss or you senior?? What say you?

Re-Introductory

2010-06-08T21:47:00.000+08:00

Well...I know its been months since I really updated my blog with things that was relevant to my life....but I can't turn the time back around right...no point reminiscing...

Recently I re-ignited my passion of 2 wheel vehicle...my last biker life was way back when I was working in Bintan Island, Indonesia...well it's due to the fact that it's easier for me to go anywhere around with a bike instead of Ojek (Bike Taxi) or Angkot (Van Taxi)...plus I dont like getting/sitting close with absolute strangers and the loads of stories I read about robberies in the Angkot refrained me from riding in one...

So again, I started off with learning the basic of riding...with my anak buah's LC135 (Jupiter MX)....since I was the higher ranking officer back then, people do not question my absence during work when in fact I was hiding behind the cafeteria learning to ride a bike...hahahahah....it took me 3 hours to get the balance of things...

Then the next day I decided to up the ante, and borrowed a manual/clutch bike from another friend...a Suzuki Thunder...it was a bitch...I need to modulate the throttle with my right hand, and control the clutch with my leftie, while working the gears with my left leg and rear braking with my right leg....it was like having sex with 3 different women at the same time....you hands, fingers and leg are busy doing something and you need to balance everything at the same time...okok...its like having a fantastic foursome while juggling 3 chainsaw in the air....

For days later, I bought my own bike...my very first bike...A Honda GL200 or famously known in Indonesia as Honda Tiger...and from there on end, I love every second on the bike...

After returning to Malaysia, Ive to put my passion behind...well due to the fact that riding a bike in KL/Selangor was considered a death trap cos the traffic here moves a lot lot faster compared to back in Bintan....for 5 good months my wrist didnt twist, my fingers didnt pull, my leg didnt dip or scooped....I felt lost...Ive been riding bike for the last 3 years and suddenly it was over....

It was when I started working as a Head Hunter in KL did I managed to re-live the rider in me...I saw a good opportunity as my uncle has been promoted to Commander in TLDM where he was given a driver and company car that I decided to take his bike to my hands...and so I did...

A Kawasaki Eliminator 250cc...its like a transvestite bike...why?? The bike looked like a cruiser, sounded like a sportbike and ride like a kapchai...seriously...engine was the same platform as the Kawasaki ZZR250...parallel twin 250cc with Water Cooled radiator + Fan...it sounded like a ZZR sounded...it didnt sound as mean as it looked....okok to my perspective, a cruiser should sound noisy and growling...like a pure V-Twin engine should...but its just not...well until I can save up to get my own Honda Shadow 800, Im basically stuck with it...no point complaining...should be thankful at least right...Yes yes I am...I am grateful...at least I can lepas stim on it....

Back to the story...so my office was right smack in the middle of KL...in Jalan Sultan Ismail mind you...the business district...traffic was crazy shit...Driving would take at least a minimum of 1 hour....not forgetting the toll charges and also parking fee....it'll cost me RM 18 a day just to drive to work....thats bad...Public transport?? It'll cost me RM9.40 a day just to go to work...mind you my travelling time would be double to 2 hours because Ive to change between bus, monorail and walking....shiiitttt....

With a bike, I only need to spend on petrol which is like RM2.70 a day (47km) and 30mins top...I was laughing my ass off at car drivers who got stucked in the morning/evening crawl....I managed to leave house late and arrive early...I managed to settle my son down for the morning and be back to give him dinner and play around before bedtime...only gripe is Ive to use the dreaded Motorcycle Lane and if rain it'll wreak havoc with small floods and idiotic riders around me....

Now Im working in Cyberjaya...the same distance but it didnt take long to reach...on bike or with car, Im clocking about 35mins from house to office...only difference is RM6.40 toll and RM5 with car instead of RM3 petrol with bike...but yeah...no complains....

So...with all the price increase and watnot...do you still think owning a car is feasible...Im able to save up to RM400 monthly on petrol,toll and parking and RM450 annually on roadtax...

To me, riding a bike makes us more alert...theres no distraction like radio or stuff like that...you're one with nature...people says that riding a bike is like asking to die....to me, death is all up to Him...you can wait for a bus and still get smacked by a container truck like what happened last month or get turtled while driving your car...its all about paying full attention on the road and the others that is sharing it with you....

So...like I said...in a year...I'm able to save up to RM4.5k just on transportation alone...a good RM4.5k for my son's education or for rainy days...what say you?? :)

Untitled

2010-06-07T22:41:00.001+08:00

Testing testing 1 2 3...can the people at the back hear me? Loud and clear? Hmmm...nothing's wrong with the microphone...must be the empty audiences....

Been so busy with life at the moment...kept on procrastinating on re-starting up this blog...seems to be a waste to throw it away...sometimes I read back my earlier post (sometime 05 -06) and it cracks me up....shits I used to do back then....

but then again, some of my old life I rather not relive or let it be revealed to others that I dont want them to know...its quite easy as Ive made a mistake of putting in my actual name...with the power of Google shits is trackable....see how...

Consider this as my moving in notice period served today at 7th June 2010 @ 1041pm Msian Time...

Dont mind the blank page...Im trying to figure out how to change them...actually im sleepy n tired and I'll do it tomorrow or other day...hahahahah

Freeloading

2010-01-13T23:37:00.003+08:00

Hahhaha...im blogging from my table at Sri Melur in USJ...didnt know mamak nowadays have free wifi...mind you the speed is quite acceptable...

With my bitches Mibek,Ijam,Ijud and Jason...

Im feeling like a writer doing some script and watnot...ahahhahahaha

JPJ ( Jabatan Pengacau Jalan )

2010-01-11T16:24:00.002+08:00

I think most of you should already know that I was in Bintan, Indonesia for the last 3 years....sometimes when I just sat at home thinking I really do miss that island...sure it's biggest shopping mall is similar to Carrefour Subang and the only 'cool' place to hangout is near the island's only ferry terminal by the seaside...but that island has been my home away from home and Ive made a lot of frens, girlfrens, enemies and all...I was infamously known for my bikes and my perot...restaurants know that someone is buying for me just by looking at the order and portions...ahahhaha people always wave hands when they see me on the road without me having a clue who's that only to realize it was Bambang or Sujoko from the yard....ahahhaha...

What I really miss is the lack or to be precise the non-existence of some sort of JPJ in Indonesia...yes...theres no such organization...Indonesia still has police traffic but its different from JPJ...you can mod your cars or bike or lorry anyway u like...for a petrolhead like me thats like heaven on earth man...perhaps you could backtrack on my past posting about my bike(s) back in Indo here...man after reading it back I realized I was way over my head that time ahhahahah...but yeah...with the lack of JPJ, Indonesian car/bike lovers are open to creativeness...don't get me wrong...we Malaysians also produce some fine creative mods and watnot but that was way back before the new millenium...

Today's carscene is the same shit after the other...everywhere you see its the same shit...

Wira is donning an Evo looks

Kancil/Kelisa towards Daihatsu Mira and Cuore

Myvi with the same shit design bodykits

Waja and their also Evo kits

The worse was Honda's....almost 88% of frens I know driving the later model Hondas...the same shit...only difference?its either the 96-98 kit or the 99-00 kit...

96-98

99-00

Buddyclub

dont get me started on the panda colours...garhhh...only 1 fella I know donning the Buddyclub kit (well that one was because he bought the car that came with it)

what Im trying to say is hardly any people dares to be different...they just opt for a bit difference like maybe different rims or spoilers but that's it...even if there is some who really go all out of the term 'Custom Modification' its either be for show and that most of the time the car will be at home too scared to be seen by the boys in blue...ahhahaha no offence...

Indonesia? Modding scene was the same being VIP (super large rims and lowered cars) looks back then but it's changing to something great...

Kancil

Honda EG

Honda EK

Astina

Peugeot

Chrysler Dunno What Model

Mercedes SLR

What Im bitching about now is that becos of some tight ass governmental policy...we cannot truly express our creativeness...its tends to be Summons VS Creativeness....I wish JPJ would come down hard on Ah Beng ness instead...

Hhahahahahah....I wish JPJ never exist...just think about it...the stupid laws about car tinting because a woman was raped and murdered inside a bus tinted black...c'mon laa...ppl use knives to rob and kill but don't see the knives being outlawed stating that all knives used cannot be sharp above 25%...

1Malaysia, 2Double Standard

Model Kits

2010-01-11T12:24:00.000+08:00

I still remember back in the days where I collected a whole bunch of die cast metal and plastic scale model kit of cars and watnot...I think most of us guys do in some stages...

When I was like 12 years old I started with those Tamiya Mini 4-WD racer cars...bought a lot of shit in a shop in SS19..can't remember the shop but damn they were stocking the shit up like Gardenia breads...and kids of different ages were fighting for it...and I remember the Dash Emperor cars were like the Ferrari of it...everyone wants to own one and everyone gloats about it...

Then there were go fast parts like slick or sponge tyres,suspensions,engine,driveshaft,gearings etc...ahahhahaha...I remember I have like a whole toolbox full of parts...depending on the tracks u need to specifically use parts to make it corner better and watnot...high wheelie bars...and custom stickers...some rich friends even buys and assemble their own racetracks like shops did...gila...for that time it was a small fortune...it took me 3 years to start winning things...ahhahaha

Then there was the die cast models...I remember ordering from US a Kyosho 1:18 Toyota Supra...it was so bloody detailed from the carpet interior to engine bay and everything...aahahha...and the thing now rusted because I tend to bring it into the toilet for a some aerodynamic test with water spray...ahhaha damn...thing costed like RM450

And who can forget the scale model kit...i too started buying and building those things...from 1:112 USS Nimitz Aircraft carrier, Mitsu Evo 5 Rally Car, Apache and Mil-24 Hind helicopters...but those things needed patience which I'm lacking off...so most of my built ended up as a bombed ships to crashed cars to well...rusted choppers...ahhahaha

I was planning to perhaps get a new hobby of building those scale model kits but its very different nowadays...no more clunky looking cast or Junior skilled version...if you browse thru the internet you'll see that companys are now manufacturing highly detailed super maderfaking grade up photoetch types of stuffs you can imagine...and yes, ppl do buy and build them from scratch...some took 6 months to complete and some...well still WIP...ahahhaha

Ferrari F40 grade up kit

Photoetch aluminium grade up parts

Pasang sendiri woi suspension...

Brake disc and brake caliper

Gearbox

Engine with wiring harness and watnot

Authentic carbon kevlar cloth for zass effect

Even comes with it's own motherfuckin key ahhahahaha

But if you think that's crazy...check out what TopStudio created for the ultimate scaled model kit for Yamaha YZR M1....

Top Studio YZR-M1 - Build Up
Top Studio YZR-M1 - Exhaust
Top Studio YZR-M1 - Chain
Top Studio YZR-M1 - Electrical Wiring

Crazee wehh...Im drooling just looking at it...prolly vomit blood if I were to re-create it though...damn...tipped my hat for the crazy hobbyist...he assembled those drive chain one by one and painstakingly airbrush the titanium exhaust using a painter's brush made of horse hairs....dayummmm

Prolly I start with the new Perodua MyVi scale kit laa...hahahahaha

Hairy Ear

2010-01-09T23:23:00.002+08:00

well...the past 4 months of my luck sucks terribly...lost my job while my trying to cope my baby boi and my wife back in Malaysia which is damn expensive for a non working man like myself...its been hard lar...ive posted so many resumes online and passing hardcopies...ive attended a couple of job interviews with no luck...still trying but sometimes what ppl see in me is just that im lazing around...

i mean eff it lah...no point in arguing anymore...ppl doesnt understand me...think its easy being a fat guy trying to look for a job? i was damn lucky that my old boss was a good man...i still remember what he told me during the interview... "I don't give a fuck if you're fat or old, so long you can perform the job i asked you too then u shud be allright under my administration"...still i looked up on his character...last i heard he resigned after mounting pressure from the top management to sack quite a handful of the ppl working for his department and he chose to bite the bullet instead of making some kills...damn salute...

few days ago was my birthday...a big hug from the wife and rae was all i need...marie n mibek belanja me makan dinner at William...i swear William is nice and all but when you get into the details of the food and it's price...i know the portion at William is like super big and watnot...but still the price he's charging is insane...mebe for special occasions like bdays,anniversary or wat laa but if weekly dinner i'll think not thank you...i just don't think it's worth it...i ordered a nasi goreng ketam...it was ok la...but to me, the ketam is not fresh and so is the prawns...its squeshy instead of stringy...ahhahaha i dunno how to explain how a fresh prawn's texture shud be like....buts it not right imho...it was freakin RM26 ok...after knowing the price i felt bad for the financier..for that price id prefer Chilli's or wat laa...cos at least the ambience is good and its not effin smelly...i can damn smell the cockroaches and the longkangs...

Rockon,Buluku,Fydu and Tasha (btw Fydu and Tasha got married late December 09 ago congrats) came over right before my bday ended with 1 of the many missing minidv tapes that we recorded back in the days...it was funny as hell laa...the things we do...the way we looked and talked...my accord...i practically wear baju melayu around those years...ahahhaha grey or green...with a khaki shorts and a sandal....wtf...it was awesome presents la to see back our old life and i enjoyed every second of the tape...wish that the remaining wat like 17 minidv tapes can be found...damn

basically nowadays me n mibek are busy trying to start our part time freelance jobs as a photographer...mostly on Automotive laa...and today was a hell fun job laa...sorry i forgotten the name of the owner, a big ass malay dude who happens to agree for a TFCD photoshoot on one of his cars...a VIP'ed, Pimp'ed My Ride Lexus RX330...with 22's spinners,an impressive audio system gadgets and the looks of a black shiny pimpmobile of the urban KL...we arrived at Naps Square or something (ahhahaha i forgotten it too) at ard 11am and the dude came around 1130am...then we started clicking as the gurkha security was watching our every move thinking that perhaps it was somekind of a recon job for terrorist....it was hot as hell as we try to squirm,to swing and to prone like a bunch of sissy snipers on the hot tarmac and finally as much as 500pics was taken by 1pm and we parted ways...

went to Suhaimi turbo's workshop to collect mibek's valve cover which again he got his itchy hand done to it...first time though for me as ive only heard and met the vtec turbo king himself...it was damn far we have to drive thru highways and watnot then arrive at some kampung area in Kuang...ahhahaha...went to makan a bit in Shah Alam before heading back to home with a knackered back and a throbbing head...rained like a sonobitch...was trying to start looking at the pics one by one when my wife came and wants to watch that fucking show Merlin....i dunno but i dont like watching all this old storys laa...knights laa...camelot laa...and i damn hate the old chinese movie with the fuckin flying kungfu and half bald man and women who copies princess leia bun hair....wtf...finally she managed to go thru the remaining 3 episodes of season 2 which ended up as me being her personal translator as she don't understand much england...i was forced to go thru each second...damn...

so yeah i havent managed to get started on the pics yet...see how laa...dateline was in 7 days so still got time la...which reminds me too that i need to start creating my new watermark ler...aihhh...

nite...ehhhh...morning all

Reborn?

2010-01-08T17:02:00.002+08:00

Im not sure whether to continue this blog or not? Wasted nearly 5 years of blogging shits up to let it off...ahhahaha see how laa....im trying to think whats nice to write about...

EMm

2009-08-27T09:38:00.002+08:00

Hahhahahaha...okok so no excuse to update my site after 4 months hiatus...work has been getting on to me...but no more...

Until 31st August I will be going back to Selangor...due to recessions there's hardly any new contract/project...so the first one to go is the expats...and working enviroment in Spore is quite bad...

Decided to ditch the sinking ship...and head to terra firma...

Hopefully I'll be back in Msia sometime in September...before Raya...

See You Soon...

p/s : Mebe by then I could update my blog more frequently...ahhahaha...

Selections

2009-04-07T10:14:00.006+08:00

Gila lama tak update...malas mau explain panjang tapi busy and seriously im stressed out due to recessions...

We be having some long off days in 2 days time...as Thursday will be Indonesia's Voting day continued by Good Friday on...well...Friday...Saturday will be have a day as my boss doesnt approve my leave then it's Sunday...fucking hell I tot perhaps can make a quick home coming but then...stupid Saturday..stupid boss...fucking chaklie...

Ive been observing how Indonesian prepare themselves for election day...mind you they was given 6 month to prepare for E day instead of 3 months for Malaysia (if im not mistaken la...i dont fuckin vote)...i think it is due to the fact that Indonesia is one big country with multiple sections and islands...with thousands of candidates many of whom are self voting...heck even their voting form is large in size...Can't Blame The People If They Mis-Voted..see this pics aja dah buat my head hurts...

Few of the people that I know is also presenting themselves...some are active while some goes the submarine ways...

The election war reminds me so much and yet so little of how we Malaysian did ours...yes there's a lot of money politics,promises that sometime seems absurd...roads being repaired and street light is brightly shined...Im hoping that every month is election month...at least it is making our lives much easier when politician trying to woo the voters...ahahhahah

Bughit Seghlambaughhh (sengau sigit ah vang)

Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono reminds me of Mahathir...his Demokrat party reminds me of Barisan Nasional...

Indonesian Vice President Jusuf Kalla's Golkar party reminds me a lot of UMNO...

And so on and so on..

Ice cold attack during each politician's speech is also resembling Malaysia's...Megawati attacks SBY for the BLT (Bantuan Langsung Tunai) as it de-moralizes people and turning them to zombies who is dying for sugar...but one month later, her PDI-P party's commercial shows how her party had helped the poor people by giving out BLT to them....wat the fuck?? Hypocrite if you asked me...its no wonder that 'Say No Megawati' group was formed in Facebook and 80 thousand members had joined it...and this Megawati is seriously fucking reminds me of our own makcik Rafidah Aziz...ahhahaha...when lose they both cry out a lot...after cry,brush off their shoulder and act strong...then cry somemore and shout foul play...sheeshh...hey,maybe they are long lost twins...i wont be suprised if they are...ahhahahahah

Boring...

And dont let me ramble about the election posters...Boringgg......

I used to complain that we Malaysian tend to overdo it by sticking hundreds of posters on lamppost,on cars,on billboards heck even on an old man walking his dog...Fucking hell...no wonder motorcycle accident is high in Malaysia...those thing can snag innocent bikers...

its an eyesore...its the same thing except it gets repeated on and on and on...It's like they took a fresh graduates of computer graphics from some free college

here in Indonesia, they tend to spice shit up with so called 'creative' posters...it still and eyesore..but at least there's something to cheer me up and made me laugh whenever i had a shitty day...Undilah Pimp Daddy...Aku Memang Pencinta Wanita...

Aku aku adalah...caleg bekasi...Ahmad Dhani Lookalike...

License to rule??

You Shall Not Pass...But you shall vote me little hobbits..

Simply...WTF -_-

Stick to me as I am sticky as Spidey...

I am loved by children...hopefully not Michael Jackson style...

Anti Korupsi? I hope this guy is Anti Stupidity as well...another Naruto'rian

Vote me and I'll guard you 24/6...Sunday is holiday so if I work I need overtime and a cup of coffee

So looking forward for a nice day off...since now company is denying overtime unless if fucking supercalifragilisticexpelliedocious urgent...still feeling fucked up that my saturday leave was denied though...it pisses me off becos yet again i became the scapegoat while the rest of the fuckers enjoy a 4 day holiday...macauhai...

Fuck laa...my plane is ignited,seat belt and no smoking lights on and my lovely stewardess is addressing safety briefing to the passengers...just got clearance from Kuala Lumpur Tower WMKK to proceed to Runway 24R IFR flight to Changi Airport WMSS level flight 8000ft...ouh...did i mentioned that I am fucking hooked on Microsoft Flight Simulator X?? Upgraded whatever I could on my Vaio...sad I cannot upgrade to better graphic card...or can I??

Long Overdue ( Long, long post )

2009-03-12T11:19:00.018+08:00

Hahhahaha...terribly sorry for the long long overdue post...I dunno what had happened to me...so apologize and lets get on with life...

Last month was a short month for me...particularly due to the fact that Ive taken a total of 13 days leave out of 28days in February ahahhaha....earlier I've taken 4 days leave to renew my Msian passport as it's pages is running out and I need more to apply for an extension on my Indonesian permit...I arrived at Johor thinking that it'll be quicker to do it there...but then I was wrong...it was so freaking boring there...Im sorry but I just don't know what to do or know anyone Johorian frens...so I ended up staying couped up in the Puteri Pacific hotel near Kotaraya...I was saved by a black man in a black car holding a black dongers...Meor came by after his Singapore trip with Mus in his new Honda Integra DC5 and we had our breakfast nearby...coincidently Meor also needs to head back to KL later dat day,so after topping up his black mamba he had no choice but to give me a ride back to USJ....

It was a ride indeed...imagine...JB - Subang USJ in 3 hours?? Crazy bugger drove an average of 140kmh all the way and not mentioning the incident of Toyota Alphard V6 and Civic EF cucuk session...Now You See Me...
Now You Don't...Hahahhahahaah

blardee hell...ahhaha...didnt do much on that short trip as I was stuck in Immigration office extending my passport...damn idiot...I got stuck in the usual USJ traffic jam for 1 hour...arriving at the Subang Airport's Immigration found out that the system is down...so again since I dunno the way,I went to PJ's one...and also it's system is fuckin down...I was then ill informed to go to Menara PKNS Shah Alam as their system is online...bloody fuck...arrived Shah Alam ard 11am...thanks to my Nokia N95 GPS system...collected my passport the same day ard 5pm...shit...

Later I met up with a fellow photo enthusiast who wants to sell his Sigma 70-200mm APO HSM II EX DG Macro cheap2...well RM2.5k is considered cheap for a 6 month's used lens compared to RM3899 brand new...nothing wrong with the lens just the lens hood got scratched a bit...it was a superb deal...

Now most people frowned at buying a 3rd party lenses...stating that the colour is not as saturated,or the focus is softer compared to Nikon's lenses...then I realized..those who frowned are the same people who, well have that kind of money (not gonna comment where the money came from) to purchase something that is like 140% more pricey than the 3rd party...as far as I know...im not into studio nor am I working for National Geographic so I don't need fancy lens...just enough to teach me a thing or two...so yeahh it was good...fixed f/2.8 aperture makes pics looked like a premium cheese bokeh...sweet...never regretted buying it...well that is not completely trus...I did wish I could get the Nikon's 70-200VR...as my trembling hands would really appreciate the VR especially at the 200mm mark (300mm DX Format).... :(

Then there was the long holiday...well short if you're not counting the official leave I gotten for having to report to the Indonesian Embassy to apply for working permit...so first thing first...called doddle up and starts making plans up...ahahahaha...

First stop was KLCC...actually we went to J-One in Amcorp Mall first...I heard a lot of good feedback from fellow photographer...Jason is quite knowledgeable but of course...I did my homework too...went there to buy some good UV filters for my 12-24 and my 70-200...also to get a monopod...been raving for one since using this heavy ass lens...Manfrotto is a good,lightweight monopods...it's size handles nicely in my hand...sad it doesnt come with a carrying bag or a sling...then we moved off to KLCC to take photograph of the now boring Petronas Twin Tower...kote gatal je..we tested few lens...especially doddle who seems content with the wide angle...ahahhaha...he went crazy with it...I was more to the telelens but sometime,too zoomed in is a problem...ahhahahah...later that nite...the both of us just cruised around Putrajaya...planning for some nite landscape shots...we got back at 4am...damn

On Monday, I went to the Indonesian Embassy to apply for my new Kitas (Temporary Stay Permit)...and straight after that...I went to SIC as I heard there will be some sort of track day...arrived at 1pm and it was freaking hot...and I was all alone in the grandstand...there is some cars but not much...ah well...I need to test out my monopods n telelens anyway...so ard 4pm I got back home...tired...but happy...

On Tuesday, I again returned to Indonesian Embassy to collect my Kitas...it was way different from last year's...last year it took 3 working days...there's a lot of queues...but this time around...the procedure only took 1 day and for Indonesians in Malaysia..they have to queue up on the other side leaving foreigners like myself to have a free queue...man...there's like a hot embassy workers inside..just cant put my eyes off her...ahhahahahah...

On Wednesday, I did nothing...as my mom needs to use her car to go somewhere...leaving me car-less...remember that cookie got stolen...well it sucks...I slept all day and download stuff off the internet...ahhahaha

On Thursday, doddle is not working...so we buggered of to Amcorp mall yet again...he got racuned to get the UV filter for his 50mm f/1.8...actually this UV is a multipurpose...we use it to..well yeah...keep the harmful UV's off the sensors while keeping the glare of the sun at bay and the most key element is to keep the len's glass scratchless..its not cheap but it's not expensive either...the 52mm Hoya Pro Digital 1 UV filter costing RM120 while mine, the 77mm Hoya Pro Digital 1 UV filter costing RM310...if not mistaken...then myself,doddle and marie we went to KLCC's Aquaria to look at fishies...being a Malaysian, its embarassing to say that Ive never been to this Aquaria...lots of interesting fishes seen...sadly no flash photography so doddle n i have to crank up the ISO...Ive to even go to ISO 6400 with hell lot of noise...mind you im using a 50mm f/1.4 still its dark inside...damnn....jalan2 around KLCC and had dinner in Sunway Pyramid's Sakae Sushi...honestly,I prefer Sushi King...Sakae's taste is like sakai...its tasteless and portion is freaking small for the same price at SK....tiuuu

On Friday, I went to SJMC as Ive a medical appointment to have my eyes checked out for my license...appointment at 10am...doctor only available at 1040am...was told that he cannot do the test there and then and that ive to go to Tun Hussein Onn's eye hospital instead...stupid...wasted 40mins driving down PJ...registered myself and was placed at the waiting room...damn Ive to say...maybe the eye hospital is running a scam cos almost all of their nurses is at least mildly hot to superhot...its like their testing the patients eye...who knows...for insurance scam or wat...ahhahahaha...anyway...i waited for 2 hours and still not my turn...the que number goes haywire instead of " Five, Six , Five , Nine....Counter Sehven...it goes " Five, Nine , Nine , One...Counter Sehven....20mins later " Five , Oneh, Two , Fiveh...Counter Sehven...and making it worse...its the doctor's lunchbreak...have to wait until 230pm...im not sticking so I ran out...im not paying for shits I didnt get...again myself,doddle and marie we went KL Birdpark ahahhaha...another test for my Manfrotto and 70-200mm...birdpark was freaking huge la ok...damn tiring...not forgetting smelling like a burung...but it's all good...lots of my favourite bokeh shots...

Later that nite, all 9 of us went to Putrajaya for a photoshoot I'd like to call "Big Boys Toys"...having a BMW E30 , Mini Cooper S and ~~DC5~~ EF as main subject with Putrajaya as background...it was 11pm as someone was late... -_- weather was damn nice...we were all sweating (actually me n doddle) while the rest chatters tokking kok...ahhahahaha...we were visited by the local enforcer curious at what 8 guys, 1 girl, 2 DSLR, 4 SB600, 6 cars doing in the middle of the nite...ahahhaha....after covering some nice shot...we head down to Cyberjaya's Old Town having a late dinner...Meor (EF) and Hizam (Mini) decided to call it a nite while Hady (BMW) and Azlan braved on to the next photoshoot location...Curve Damansara's parking bay...having to only focus on 1 subject is really easy...lots of ideas running around...I was struggling before thinking how to take this subject...do I have to include the others...how Im going to organize the positions...bla bla blaaa...ahahhaha...went back at 4am...

On Saturday, after only getting 3 hours of sleep..Ive to wake up as my parents are going to perform the Umrah so we need to send them to the airport early morning...aaa...they be going for around 2 weeks...after that,Ive to dropped down to one of our family's wedding in Seremban...man...i really do hate going to all this function ler...not my things...neway...I was informed that a special VIP has arrived...look look I dont see Luna Maya or Wiwid Gunawan...but I did saw Dian P.Ramlee...daughter of Malaysian Icon P.Ramlee...and my ohh my...is her daughter cute or wat...ahahahaha doddle disagree...but doddle can be a bitch sometime...ahhaha...later after all that just simply hang out with families...

Heheheh

2009-01-28T10:49:00.007+08:00

Hahahhha....damn...I seriously need to either update my blog or kill it...no point being stagnant...

Life is seriously a bit busy nowadays...thanks to the super holidays since December leaving me alone to guard the fort...Christmas Im working...Awal Muharram Im off...New Year Eve Im working...New Year Im Working...CNY Im working...damn...its not like Im a workaholic...well I am a bit...but sometime I just wished that I too can get a rest once in a while...especially the public holidays...but no...since Im the only expat that seldom go back...I became the scapegoat..colleagues will say something like "Aww it's not like you going to your family and watnot, you be sleeping...might as well give me this chance to go back and see my family"... what an arsehole...well I cant fight with that...Im just too good of a guy...I wont be sleeping...I might prolly end up at some workshop or just plain riding around... I am planning to go back to Malaysia sometime end of Feb to early March...my parents are planning to go 'Umrah' 2nd March and I too need to renew my Indonesian Visa as it's expires every 1 year...shit which reminds me, my Msian driving license also expired already...damnnn....

Well, 2009 starts out quite nicely for me...earlier this month I've gotten myself my first big fat juicy bonus from my company...finally after 2 1/2 years working my ass off...I got paid big time... so what would be a nice way to spend them... sell the old one buy a new one laa...HAHAHAHAHHA...so yeah...daddy got some...well ok...a lot of new toys lately...
Sold the Nikon D70s (RM1,600) Friend Price

Purchase a Nikon D90 with basic 18-105VR kit lens (SGD1650) Cheaper
Purchase a Nikon SB600 (SB800 is too confusing and SB900 tends to overheat) (Rp2million) Focking Cheap
Purchase a Gary Fong's Dome Lightsphere (Rp550,000) Average
Purchase a Dry Box with Electrical Silica Gel (Rp450,000) Cheap
Purchase a bunch of Hoya filters (SGD215) Average
Purchase a MB-D80 Vertical/Battery Grip for the D90 (Rp1.5million) Cheaper
Purchase a Wide Converter (SGD 400) Regretted
Purchase a Macro Converter (SGD 220) Regretted

That it...I seriously do not trust myself with credit cards...I sliced mine in two right after I got back from shopping in Singapore...Went down Singapore since Hezz is also in Singapore for some training...met up at the hotel he's staying and talk camera...I would like to take this opportunity to welcome both Hezz and Ijud to the world of photography...so much things you can learn...hahahahah Im still confused...maybe when Im back we could gather around and shoot pondan...

Nikon D90 with 18-105VR kit lenses...

Bought the D90 from a camera shop in Peninsula Plaza for SGD1650...that is like SGD56 cheaper compared to price sold in Msia...best part was I managed to squeeze the sales person to also throw in a Lexar SD card reader and cleaning kit tools which cost SGD45 in total...haahhahahah...together with that I purchase some UV,Natural Density and Polarizing filters for all 3 lenses...a 4GB SDHC Lexar memory (which is small capacity for the D90...damn)...I noticed that in Singapore...camera kit and body are cheaper...but not the accesories...so I chose to only purchase those fragile stuff there and then...only to continue buy them from my 2 favourite shops in Indonesia...I tell you...this January alone, I received several packages from the parcel service...averaging 1 every week...ahhahaha...

Why Nikon D90?? Why not a D300 or D700 or heck D3...even better wait 1 more month for D3x...well...honestly...photography is not my main income...I did however managed to sell some of my pocket bike race pictures to the shop who sponsored the event...I dont shoot in the Gobi Desert or Amazon jungle to support spending large sum of money on things that I only be using wat...25% of it's capabilities?? I do love to shoot videos but carrying both DSLR and Handycam would be overdoing it right? Now thats where the Nikon D90 comes to place...I know most of you have gone thru KenRockWell to know that the D90 is 12.4MP with 4.5FPS bla bla bla so I won't get much into that...the D90 is exactly what Im looking for...a slightly bigger sensor to the D70s I previously owned...Live View and HD Video capturing capabilities...able to modify pictures or touch up from the camera itself instead of having to upload to the computer first...and a larger 3" LCD screen...that is all I need...that is all I want...So yeah...I got it...I won't get into why Nikon not Canon so much but it's due that most of my shutterbug friends here are Nikonians...so it'll be easier to discuss and talk about technique without having to guess what is which...and also enable us to share equipment such as lenses,speedlite and watnot...sad part the D90 uses SD card instead of CF...but well...you win some you lose some...

So yesterday, after much anticipation finally my Nikon MB-D80 Battery/Vertical Grip arrived from TokoCamZone... It was nicely wrapped with several layers of cardboard boxed to ensure that it dont get knocked around...after 10mins of fiddling with the sticky tape...there it was...brand new store smelling MB-D80....ahhhh...Now some people would disagree that it would be a waste of money and weight...well to me its a plus decision...

2 Spare Batteries...Plus 1 Adapter for 6 x AA Batteries...

No Point Right 2 Battery Stagnant... :P

Since I have 1 more spare battery and I fumble to shoot potraits..might as well right...plus I loving the bigger look and extra grip...it cost Rp1.5million (RM430) instead of RM590 in Msia...so yeah...nice deal too for brand new Nikon Original....sweet...See how difficult it is for me a large person to angkat ketiak...plus after 3 hours under hot sun...you wouldn't want me to angkat my ketiak right???

Easy No Fumbling...But the shutter release is a lot more sensitive...have to get use to it...

No more fumbling and angkat ketiak for potrait shots...also I noticed that the camera shake is slightly controlled...dunno is it because of the extra grip or maybe due to slight heavier body...Nikon D90XXL

Haven't tried out on field to see how it'll strain me though...last pocket bike event I suffered 1 whole day of strained muscle lugging the camera and accesories around...see how...see how...

I am eyeing a couple more lenses though...perhaps a 14-24mm Wide Angle , a 100mm Nikkor Micro 1:1 and 12mm Fisheye perhaps...hmmmmmmmm....nemind...slow slow ler...wait next bonus...ahahhahahahahah...

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Quarter Century Ago

2009-01-06T11:13:00.002+08:00

I was born..naked...slimy...thin...

26 years later...still naked...sometimes slimy...fat...

Hahhaha...A lot had happened for the past 1 year...from 1 became 2...then from 2 became 2 1/2...sweet...

I confessed that I did went overboard with the motorcycles...why the hell does 1 person needed 3 bikes? I convinced myself its to taste a different world... 4 strokes , 2 strokes and a Matic...yah right...

4 Strokes is sick..sickly modded...there's nothing original from the bike except the engine number and frame number...that's it...

2 strokes is sick...sick of having to think where to get this part and how long will it take to be delivered...

Scooter is sick too...mildly modded...sick cos Im stuck with stock wheels...to have it low-ridered..ive to customize the rear suspension from stereo to centre mono...meaning I've to sacrifice the huge luggage compartment which after realizing I could fit a full face helmet,a raincoat etc...Im not looking forward to it...shit...

Workwise...got promoted to Senior Inspector and having an increse on both allowance and salary...which is good and bad as Senior's have a standard overtime unlike Junior's where 1.5 to 2.0 times for holidays and Sundays...

Took a new hobby as you might have know...received a standard lense kit which is good for near to medium shots and wide shots...unlike the 70-300 which is more of a medium to far....would love to get me one of those prime lens for super near to near shots...micro man...micro...later ler...in lenses...the smaller it is...the bigger the price tag...damn...once I saw a Nikkor 50mm f1/8 costing a good RM3000 sial...crazy...a fully loaded D1s Mark III with accesories enough to get eyebrows lifted in National Geographic costing a brand new Honda Jazz...HOLYSHIT....ahhahaha...nahhh Im trying to maximize mine with lenses and watnot...then perhaps upgrade it...for now...me looking for micro lenses and filters...aihhh...so hard to shop in Bintan...not much choices in Batam too...would really love to get me those SB800...but I think I stick to the SB600 first as Im still fumbling with it...hmmmm....lots of interesting stuff to learn...composition,RoT,exposure...its like the first time trying to find the G Spot...ahahhaha...

How I celebrated my birthday? Have a nice dinner all by myself...I dont see points celebrating...just settle down and ponders what achievement have I managed to complete by this year round...and what's left...huhhuuhhu...

Neway...thanks for all the kind wishes...sadly my birthday also falls on the same date with my boss...so I've already informed earlier that I do not want any suprise birthday as I do not want people to remember this day with his...fuck...Hhahahahaha.....

Mohd Faizal Bin Rosdei@cooksmonster 06/01/2009

What Level Are You?

2009-01-02T11:49:00.001+08:00

Found a hilarious write up by Ken...ahhahaha thought I might share it with you guys

Artist: Top Level 7 (equivalent to "Heaven" in Christian mythology)

This is the highest level.

An artist fixes his imagination in a tangible form called a photograph. He captures the spirit of place or person, real or imagined, in this photograph and the viewer responds to this.

An artist is a complete master of his tools. When creating art an artist transcends common existence as his spirit flies up to meet that which he is capturing. He may practice and learn his tools while he is not creating, however when creating the camera becomes an extension of his mind. No conscious thought is expended on the technical issues with which he is a virtuoso while creating photographs.

To make a musical analogy, a musician may woodshed his scales, but when he's jamming he's not even thinking about fingerings. He's lost in the passion of the moment.

Just like professional surfers who have a dozen boards or pro guitarists who have 23 axes, an artist may have a slew of cameras, each for a different purpose.

Likewise, other artists may only have one camera, or none at all. It just doesn't matter.

Artists sometimes dress funny and tend to stay up late. They usually prefer to photograph attractive young women and are proud of it.

No one ever sees their work since they have crummy ability to promote themselves, and sadly, usually don't even appreciate their own excellent work. Those that do drop down to Whore, which sadly and paradoxically means you will never see the work of a true artist unless you know one personally. Good artists are usually too embarrassed to show their work to anyone unless you are intimate with them, since their work is their soul.

Artists use any sort of camera, including pinholes and disposables, or 8 x 10s. They use whatever instrument they need to create what they want.

Whore: Level 6

A whore is an artist who sells his soul by accepting money or drugs for his art.

By lowering himself to this level his vision is compromised.

Why? Because when one depends on selling one's soul to pay for one's food and pad one does not screw with the program, which means that one does not try new styles.

If a whore's work pays his bills after years of trying, it's unlikely any whore will be open to trying new styles while he still needs the dough.

Artists with representation (meaning they are represented by a gallery or an artists' representatives just as pimps do in the sex trade) may lose that representation if they change their style.

Therefore, art for sale from one person rarely gets better or different.

The style that sells is all a whore's johns and pimps (representatives) want to see. See Barnbaum's book on artistry. It is extraordinarily difficult for a successful whore to change styles once one has been accepted.

More about the whore class at level 10 here.

Amateur: Level 5

People who earn less than half of their income from photography are amateurs. This has nothing to do with the quality of their photography.

This person loves to create photographs. Good amateurs of pure spirit can transcend the other levels directly to being an artist.

People who shoot weddings and etc. on weekends as a side line from their day jobs are still amateurs; they just charge for their photos. And as you read here they may also charge a lot for their snaps.

Amateurs who think that better cameras will improve their photos are at risk of descending to the lowest level of equipment measurbator. Too many amateurs have been misled by camera makers into thinking that they need good cameras for good images. This thought is poison to creating art.

Amateurs who lose themselves in creating great images are set for a path of enlightenment.

Being an amateur is a good thing; from this level one can rise to the level of artist rather easily.

Amateurs almost always shoot Canon SLRs.

Snapshooter: Level 4

This is my mom and most people. These people want memories, as opposed to photographs or cameras.

Snapshooters who are graphic artists or otherwise visually literate people often make fantastic images that impress everyone. These snapshooters are artists and don't even realize it. They usually dress better than the artists who think they really are artists.

Believe it: it's the photographer who makes an image, not a camera.

Snapshooters use point-and-shoot and disposable cameras, which give the same excellent results as the Leicas, Nikons, Canons and Contaxes used by everyone else.

Professional: Level 3

A professional photographer is a person who earns his entire living (100%) from the sale of photographs.

Professionals do not create art for a living; they create images for commerce. They usually have some familiarity with the tools and can get out decent images, however they may or may not be able to capture imagination.

Of course professionals may create great images, but that's on their own time.

Professionals spend very little time worrying about cameras, except when they need to get them repaired. They spend most of their time looking for work and pissing about how all the other photographers in town are dropping their prices.

Professionals spend more on film and lab fees each month than they spend on camera gear in a year.

There are no professional nature photographers. They all either have day jobs or make their wives support them.

Professionals shoot Nikon SLRs, Mamiya medium format and Calumet 4x5" cameras. They cannot afford gear as good as most serious amateurs.

Unless you are a commercial photography buyer or know one as a friend you have not heard of professional photographers. The ones you may have seen in camera ads proclaiming that they use this or that camera are just spokesmodels.

Professionals don't have websites and don't put out technical newsletters. Those people are usually amateurs.

Rich Amateur: Level 2

These are amateurs who, by having too much money, buy lots of equipment which can fetter their freedom of expression. They are mostly men, and many are old or retired.

Rich amateurs shoot Leicas, Contaxes, Alpas, Hasselblads and Linhof 4x5s. These are great cameras, but the results are the same as the Zenits, Pentaxes, Bronicas and Tachiharas.

Today they mostly shoot Canon 1Ds-Mk IIs, 5Ds or Nikon D2X.

These are the same idiots who bought the first 2.7 Megapixel digital SLRs designed for newspapers like the Nikon D1 back in 2000 just because they cost $5,000. They gave technically poorer results than the film cameras used by snapshooters. All because it's expensive doesn't make it good.

Bad rich amateurs think fuzzy B/W images of poor people are art.

Some rich amateurs fall into the bottom spiritual level easily because they worry too much about equipment, others go straight on to create great art since they don't have any worries about equipment since they think they own the best. Oddly, few rich amateurs produce ordinary work. It either rules or sucks.

Equipment Measurbator: Bottom Level 1 (equivalent to "Hell" in Christian mythology)

These men (and they are all men) have no interest in art or photography because they have no souls. Lacking souls they cannot express imagination or feeling, which is why their images, if they ever bother to make any, suck.

These folks have analysis paralysis and never accomplish anything.

Does poring over a microscope analyzing test images have anything to do with photographing a Joshua tree at dawn? Of course not. Even worse, time wasted concentrating on tests is time not spent learning useful aspects of photography and certainly time that could have been better spent actually photographing. Test just enough to know what your gear can do, and then get on with real photography.

They are interested solely in equipment for its own sake. They will talk your ear off for hours if you let them, but as soon as you ask to see their portfolio their bravado scurries away, or they think you want to see their cameras or stocks. You can read why cameras simply don't matter here.

Most seem to come from technical avocations, like engineering, computers and sciences. These people worry so much about trying to put numerical ratings on things that they are completely oblivious to the fact that cameras or test charts have nothing to do with the spirit of an image. Because they worry so much about measuring camera performance we have dubbed them "Measurbators." Unfortunately, many of them wander into KenRockwell.com looking for information on camera performance.

Many of them also play with audio equipment, computers or automobiles. They enjoy these toys just like their cameras for their own sake, but rarely if ever actually use them for the intended purposes.

Younger ones play video games or engage in chat rooms and web surfing. Older ones join "camera" clubs. (You should join photography clubs, but never camera clubs or any clubs that try to score art, since art is entirely subjective and cannot be scored numerically.) Likewise, these people never create anything notable with any of this other gear either, but they sure get excited by just having, getting or talking to you about it.

The one type of gear these people ignore is the only type of gear that actually helps: lighting.

Someone with a decent portfolio is not an equipment measurbator. Someone with more cameras than decent photos just may be. People with websites teeming with technical articles but few interesting photographs probably are.

Do not under any circumstances deal with these people, talk to them, read their websites or especially ask them for photography advice. To the innocent they seem like founts of knowledge, however their sick, lifeless souls would love to drag you into their own personal Hells and have your spirit forever mired in worrying about how sharp your lens is. If you start worrying about this and you'll never photograph anything again except brick walls and test charts.

These people are easy to identify. If you've read this far you've probably seen their websites. They always have lots of info about equipment, but very few real photographs. Beware of any information from any website not loaded with photography you admire.

Other people have other words for these people. This article here adds some more perspective.

I had to pull most of the photos of equipment off my site because these people were spending more time looking at my equipment than my art! The bandwidth for which I pay was being eaten up by these idiots looking at my lenses, instead of looking at the photos in my gallery which is the whole point of this site. That's why all the stupid pages like this one are in yellow, so that their eyes hurt too much to waste too much time on the nuts and bolts.

Most people who waste my time e-mailing me with technical and equipment questions through this site unfortunately belong to this unenlightened bottom group. Almost anyone who actually worries about the level they occupy belong to the bottom. Many of these folks stalk the Internet, and spend hours getting off "contributing" to technical websites and photography chat rooms like Photo.net, www.dpreview.com and photocritique.net instead of making photos. The guys here aren't too bad, and most of the Leica people here are just equipment collectors.

Online Expert or Armchair Photographer: Level 0 (these guys don't take pictures so they aren't a level of photographer.)

This level never existed before the internet, because cameras were never as exciting as sports cars or missiles for men to research.

This became terrifyingly apparent one day when I got an email from someone who didn't think an example I posted of a sharp lens was sharp. I was confused, since it was exceptionally sharp, which is why I posted it. When I asked this reader "not sharp compared to what?," he replied that it wasn't as sharp as a different example of a different lens he saw posted on some other website.

Holy Crap! This was a guy who doesn't even own a camera! He spends his time researching them and spreading his irrelevant opinions all over the Internet!

The Internet is ablaze with these guys. Forums and chat rooms are loaded with them. Photographers don't have the time for forums. We have more photography to do than time to do it. See The Two Kinds of Photographers.

Photography was never cool enough before digital to attract men's attention for no particular reason. Personally, the muzzle velocity of a Barrett 50-calibre sniper rifle is far more interesting to me than the MTF of a digital camera I'll never use. If I worked in an office and could waste my employer's time researching personal hobbies on the Internet, I'd rather look at pornography than research other people's cameras.

This level has existed in the automotive marketspace forever, with young boys learning every possible performance specification of Corvettes and Ferraris. We boys start this more than 10 years before we can get a driver's license, much less be able to buy our own Ferraris.

Boys love to learn about cars, guns, motorcycles and anything technical. I know I sure do. We men never grow out of wanting to know everything about everything, and telling you so.

Just because any car nut can tell you every possible performance specification of a Ferrari doesn't mean he can drive. Most of these people live in places where they've never even seen a Ferrari, much less ever owned one themselves.

Today with digital photography, we now have the same lookie-loos researching digital camera specs just for the bizarre fun of it. Ignore them. They love to talk and research, but aren't photographers.

New Year New Hobby

2009-01-02T10:29:00.005+08:00

Well...Merry Belated Christmas to all and Happy Belated New Year too...years come and go quite fast these days...sheesh first it was 2008 now it's 2009...first Im 25 now I'll be 26 years old...and to make things worse than it is, I've to re-set the database program to ensure it come out 09 instead of 08...arghhh...

Anywho...I've gotten a new hobby...well actually not a new new hobby...just that before this Ive hardly found any time for it so I didnt keep this hobby...plus last time Im earning RM1.5k where now Im doing fine at 4 times that amount...so yeah...

Digital Photography....I used to learn this shit back during my college year in Cosmopoint as Computer Graphic and Design...ahahhaha but back then it's like super expensive and most people uses films instead of memory cards...huuuuuuu...

So here I am...just purchased a Nikon D70s coupled together with 70-300mm Nikkor G lenses...wished I'd choses the 18-130 instead but hey...best part of DSLR and Nikon is there's tons of lenses to choose from to better suit the type of pictures you're taking right? So my first purchase is Nikon D70s (BO) + Nikkor 70-300mm G lens + Extra Battery + 512mb memory card + Excell UFO 260 Tripod...that was like Rp6.5million spent (roughly RM2k including shipping)...it was definitely a steal...so yeah...arrived last Friday so I then started to fiddle around with the camera to remember back shutter speed , aperture , focal , exposure etc...crazy...also read online especially from kenrockwell.com gives out lots of informative write ups...thumbs up...

On Sunday morning decided to look for a good sunrise location...sadly couldn't find one in time...was on top of the hill overlooking Tanjung Pinang's port terminal and Pulau Penyengat...from far I saw an eagle soaring in the sky looking for it's breakfast...I whipped out my camera and start to test it's telezoom properties...

Not bad as I was on the 300mm limit...pic is sharp though for max zoom...I like...then while riding around saw a banner stating that at 10am there will be a final race of Pocket Bike Inter-Island race nearby...so off I went for a quick breakfast before heading out to the temporary make shift circuit...judging from my appearance (backpack,tripod,DSLR) the organiser mistaken me for some journalist and they gave me a photographer/press pass...wateva...I take ler and managed to go in track...here some pics :Then later in the afternoon,met with Zul and family who then asked whether I want to tag along to Lagoi as his brother came from Karimun would like to go for sight seeing...fine ler..I want...went to Nirwana Resort,Lagoi for some photo hunting when later in the evening all of us decided to stay overnight as none of us have ever stayed in Lagoi before...why?We chose villa as there's 12 of us (4 + 4 + 3 + Me) as it has 3 bedrooms , 3 toilets , a kitchen and a living room...1 nite in Nirwana's villa cost SGD550...holy shit...but damn...even though Lagoi is in Bintan but once you stepped foot in it's resort boundaries...it a whole new world...like Jurassic Park liddat...crazy...theres no such things as Rupiah in this part of the island..its all SGD and USD mate..and local's could speak english really well compared to Tanjung Pinang...I guessed its because of exposures...Tanjung Pinang people are shy when it comes to talking in English so they dont get to practice it much...hahahah...

My new friend Pak Iwan also has the same hobby...coincidentally he also just bought a Nikon D80 with kit lens...how sweet as me and him able to swap lenses...I was having trouble with mine for close - medium shots...in short...2 days I spent 2 batteries...8gb memory cards (which would turn bigger if I dont delete bad shots straight from camera itself) and a whole new experience.

My Honda GL is 70% ready...fairing has been repaired from last crash...all I need is a KOSO RX2 digital gauge and a Moriwaki themed paintjob and it'll be done...hopefully this will be the last modification as I cant manage 2 hobby (Bikes & Photography) as both cost a fortune to upkeep....ahhahahaha...

Still waiting for my Nikkor 50mm f1,8 for close up/macro and Nikkor 18-70mm for standard shots...finger crossed...here's what I usually carry around with me on day off...

Bahhh...dah laa...dunno what to write...better get back to work as 2009 is here and a new clean sheet to fill....

Ciao

Hmmm

2008-12-24T12:03:00.005+08:00

What I'll Be Getting By 2008

Busted my bonus on a lot of shits...ahahhahaha...next month bonus is for savings...I promise...

Nikon D70s DSLR Body

AF Nikkor 70 - 300mm lenses

Excell UFO 260 Tripod. Sweet part is that it can do banana split for macro shots or low hang ones

Fastpack backpack. Could fill my laptop and camera at the same time. Cloth made of Cordura should be able to withstand what mother nature hits you

Sandisk Extreme III SDHC 8GB Memory Card. Should be able to hold ard 500++ RAW pics...I think...

Nikon SB-600 Speedlight

I hope she would like to join force and be one of my hunting mates...when I say hunt I meant photo hunting...but not MilfHunter style...

What I'll Be Getting By 2009 *hopefully

DryBox with rechargeable Silica Gel and Hygrometer to keep the kit in good shape

A 18 - 70mm lenses for normal indoor shots and some macro's as well

Still contemplating whether to get a Macro lens as well. If yes then which one 50mm or 60mm? Or Both perhaps?

So yeah...que sera sera...problem is it's recession and Ive to save up as much money as I could before world's economy goes to hibernate.

Hmmmmm....

Compact yet Detailed

2008-12-22T15:01:00.009+08:00

Ehhh...its been 4 months that I haven't fooled around...must be a record then...

Im still hungover from the long vacation...its about time as I was going friggin mad with work and health hazzard...it was good...finally felt good to be on me own two feet again...still very very lazy...felt very lethalergic <--spelling?? ...Im like a sloth ler now..>>..>..>..

Raya holiday as usual nothing much ler...only a day before my whole family had gathered at my aunt's new house which apparently she built it right in the middle of the friggin family orchard...crazy cos its way way hulu...and cool cos left right front back you have natural views and fresh air...my parents was also planning to do up a house in our part of the orchard...wat eva...its not like im staying there...but hey...Seremban2 did developed fast...last I went ard 2.5 years ago it was like damn kampung...now? Starbucks,TGV cinemas and the whole galore has been erected...well its more development than Bintan though...or maybe ive been here for too long hahaha...

As usual my to and fro transportation has always been with Aeroline fleet of double decker buses..Honestly...Ive only tried like 3 different buses...one is from JB to KL which is like FUCKING SHIT AND IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT ANYMORE....it took 7 hours sitting in a bas kilang to reach...was brought going thru Melaka then Seremban then KL then only Shah Alam...fucking hell...

Rating : God,why you punish me like this
Reason : Need I say more?

Another bus I forgotten it's name...it's stationed at MidValley Megamall...the company was fucking stupid as it does not offer any online booking...so Ive spend 40mins drive thru federal hiway's traffic , spend 30mins looking for a parking...30mins trying to find the bus ticketing counter...20mins in queue..5mins for the desk to tell me that ticket is sold out...cibai....rescheduled...its stopped somewhere in Singapore at a small but high class hotel somewhere near Orchard or sumthing...and it's 12am...sheesh...

Rating : Minus 45%
Reason : No online booking.Counter at one of Selangor's busiest shopping mall.

Then I tried AirAsia...fucking aye...5am left house to go LCCT...630am Air Asia counter still haven't open...7am ppl started making noises then only counter open...745am check in...830am at lounge...9am first notice that flight is delayed...930am 2nd notice that flight is delayed...1015 3rd notice that flight shud be resume...1017am i heard the flight was delayed becos of something rosak...fucking hell...1035am walked?? to the aircraft...ard 12pm reached JB...looked for a bus that goes to Spore took me 20mins...bus ride to Spore 45mins...going thru old checkpoint 30mins...running for bus 10mins...arrived Spore tired,sweating and half past dead

Rating : Minus 20%
Reason : You pay more just to cut ard 1hour of journey time.You added an extra of tiredness and agitated.

Finally...Aeroline... make a cup of coffee and turn PC on...open firefox and type http://www.aeroline.com.my and login.Click date and time and location of boarding and arriving.Typed credit card name and number.Sipped coffee.Click ok and choose seating.Click open printer friendly page and print.Keep in wallet.Drink coffee and watch porn.By the time, arrived 30mins before departure,drink coffee,dropped luggage at the back so that the friendly helper can help you put it in the luggage compartment. Then run downstairs and get the biggest sofa for the rest of the journey. Put your legs up (if you're sitting downstais alone la that is. In 5 hours time I'll be arriving in Harbour Front take a taxi to Tanah Merah and board the next ferry to Bintan...EASY..Food was not bad too...sometime you hit jackpot sometime you hit coal..but still acceptable though...

Rating : 80%
Reason : Easy online booking , lots of counter to choose from , journey never more than 5 hours , if Im lucky I'll get the big sofa and a large screen tv all by myself...

Aeroline now got a route to Penang...maybe one of this day I'll try it...Ive only been to Penang like one time and that was like when Im 9 years old...sheesh...

But if I were to give comments for Aeroline it would be a few :-
1)Please equipped a GPS system or at least a notice board stating the bus exact location.Since I owned a N95 ppl kept asking for help to check thru GPS where we are...summore never give me money
2)70% of all my journey I always get to sit downstairs sofa facing the TV...the aircon tend to leak and dropped water on my head...not that I dont enjoy a cold drip once a while...but still...
3)More reading material please...try to update them monthly instead of 2 or 3 months at a time.I notice a mag that I last read 10month's ago...
4)Please put a tag in front of the bus like From : Petaling Jaya To : Singapore...almost everytime we stopped at the RnR I always confused which bus I came from...made worse when 2 Aeroline buses park side by side...the only way to tell which from PJ and which from KL is the number of tyres the bus carries?? Im no scientist...I just looked at weldment day in day out...take a look at that too...

Anyway if you are planning to go Spore...why not try Aeroline...it cost about SGD47 one way and you'll be in comfort all the way...you all know me right? Im whine and I complain.But Aeroline is my first choice for Indonesia-Singapore-Malaysia trip...thumbs up and keep up the good work

Made my visit back as oriented as ever...Dinners with friends,shopping,jalan2,gorging myself so that I could at least let the urge out of my system...

Tried Hotel Pacific in Batam (4 star hotel)...not bad not bad...sorry cant post pics though

Dinner at Tony Roma's with Lan n Hady at Curve.Rode on his Beemer finally...

KFC for Lunch

Pizza Hut for Breakfast (left overs as I went dinner with friends)

Sushi King with Hezz at Golden Triangle

Shop for Tactical stuffs with Hezz (Didn't get anything though)Magazine hunting with Hezz at AmCorp Mall ( 24 pcs of bikes and guns&ammo mag worth less than RM200)

Sportrim hunting with Hezz,Meor and Ram (I forgotten the girl's name ler)

Jacky still remembers me and met Mr VTEC and his new toy a blue karer DC5

Supper with Hezz,Marie and Jason at SS15

Pre-raya family gathering at Seremban 2

Hit starbucks with my bro,Haidi and Afzal who is also taking his pilot license in Melaka

Played with my baby cousins (Boy are they hiper especially Dan Dan, Alya is like into a new business...)

Bought a used set of Cagiva Mito inverted shocks from a friend in SuperbikeMalaysia.com..Cheap

Didnt went to SIC track day as I was in Seremban2

Had to pay SGD38 to bring them Mito shocks thru Spore to Indonesia...damn it...

Was told to pay more taxes upon arrival in Tanjung Pinang where I managed to convince the officer that I know ppl of high ranks...walked scott free

Spent Rp2.2million on new tyres (Damn IT) Bridgestone Battlax BT045

Buying a Nikon D70S with 70-300mm lens later today <---hope I'll win the bid...FOCKING CHEAP ard RM1.8k for the Body + Lens + Extra Batt + 512mb card...

Thinking whether to sell the Skywave or not...

Modding the GL for the very last time...recession is here to stay so Im saving money....

Waiting for the bloodsucking police to come out with my NSR SP's documentation so that I can finally sell it to Joyo <--- high blood pressure maker this police's excuse Re-painting the GL to Moriwaki theme Somebody tried to pry open my luggage...I notice that the bag's locking mechanism has been tampered with...Fucking assholes...

People are taking leave for the end of year leaving me having to guard the fort...bitch!!

I have a sore on me legs so riding a bike is like fornicating with a porcupine...

Im bored...bosses in meeting...im blogging...hmmmm...

Dah laa...that shud cover for the past 2 weeks right?

Hahahhahahaha

Big Kit Small Bike

2008-11-19T15:25:00.000+08:00

Few weeks ago, I had made my first online purchased thanks to my local bank account that now enables me to pay online...ahhahaha...this shit is going to be dangerous liao...

As you would have know...I bought my 3rd bike late last month...a Suzuki Skywave 125cc (or better known as Suzuki Hayate in Thai)...

Its a 125cc CVT Matic Scooter...

This was a replacement to my Mio Soul which I used for a month...Reason why so short is well...because the Mio is originally 110cc and it's size is small...not practical for me...it was sluggish and drank a lot of petrol...and after Ive installed lowrider kit on it...it became worse both FC and performance wise...I sold it and made Rp1million profit (Bike+Mods)...huhuhuhu ok not bad...

Why I chose Suzuki Skywave? Because it in between to types of bike...a scooter engine in an underbone body...its the biggest in terms of size and displacement wise...a stock SW churns out 8.2whp...its no bangers but it's nice enough...whenever I need power...I just twist the throttle and massage it...in...out...in...out and before you know it...Im hitting 110kmh and the front starts to wobble...

I had purchased a big bore kit from a fella in Bandung...he works for Andrion (reputable performance kit maker)...the kit costed Rp1.3 million which includes :-

1) Suzuki Thunder Piston + Piston Rings
2) A Custom Port Polished Head
3) An Andrion HP7MC Digital CDI (Revcut removed)
4) An Andrion Coil (Booster)
5)Piston pin and forged conrod

It arrived 3 days after I placed my order... Sweet :)

Andrion HP7MC...This shit is like Haltech E6K to you car nutters

Then after consultation with Doyok...its seems that by just installing this item alone,there wont be any significant difference before and after...largely due to Thunder's piston.Suzuki Thunder's Piston

Its flat top thus doesnt increase compression.So off we went to sell the piston and get another type of similar piston but with a dome head...Sweet...Then we sourced for a racing valve and springs from TK another famous maker of performance part from Thailand...notice that my GL200D also uses parts from TK such as Piston,Valve n Springs...Custom Oversized Head Ported And Polished

After all that is done...it was a dissapointment...after much diagnosing we found out that the Skywave's carburettor is a vacuum type and this kind of modification suits better with a conventional type...and there's only one conventional type that is proven in both drag and road race...a Keihin PWJ28 made for NSR SP...again my GL200D also used the same type of carb...finding this carb is a bitch...the whole island has ran out of it...Coil Booster...This is like Nology Hotwire...Ehh Wait...Actually There Is Nology for Bike...Just haven't buy yet...Wait Laa!!!

I was contemplating about disecting the NSR SP but since Im in the midst of selling it off...I refrained from the idea..plus the hope to be new rider is reading this blog (hahahahah Joyo ngak usah khawatir deh achu ngak ambil koq karbu asli NSR SP...Santai aza lagi)...4 days of waiting finally it came..and my oh my the difference is there...well obviously cos the Skywave's original carb is a 26mm and now it's using a 28mm ventury...

Straight up I can feel the difference between before and after...throttle is super sensitive and bottom torque to mid it's just go from 10kmh to 80kmh...and mind you I havent play around with the roller weight and CVT just yet...I might be able to wheelie this shit up after Im done with it....of course reason why I stroked this bike is to prepare it for the lowrider kit that Im ordering from DMS Bandung...its in the middle of sourcing parts and once that's done...the kit should be heading my way...cant fucking wait...

So now the Skywave's displacement has changed from stock 124.3cc to 154.5cc...thats like 30cc increase or 38% gain...huhuhuhu...Im still running in the bitch so it'll take me some time...while Im recupperating I cant do much riding yet...so until then...

PakTedyCepatanDonkBikininPaketLowRiderKuAkuNgakBisaNahanLagiAhh...

Monster-Napped

2008-11-17T17:22:00.000+08:00

Was blastering thru Hezz's blog went this post caught my eyes...maybe it has something to do with the blue colour or that the rewards written....Anyway a popular member of ZeroToHundred's (Russwestwood) monster beast has been stolen recently from the parking spot of his luxury apartment...

His house aint just your normal typical Goodyear Court mind you...its in a high ranking area where there's supposed to be a lot of security and watnot...heck his car is even equipped with the latest security gadgets money can buy...but again...when a fcuker has his beady eyes on something...its do or die...

I heart the fella...my car too was stolen sometime in August of this year...I know it aint no GTR or 800whp monster...its an 1989 Honda Accord with a stock B16A engine producing kicimiao 147whp...but it still is mine...and Cookie has been there together with me high and low...during high school where we go SS15 play counterstrike , during college years where we battle Federal Highway's traffic jam in the morning heading to KL , during my RaceCraft days where we piles shits inside and make a sales...it strikes me to hear from a phonecall by my dad that the car was stolen...its sucks...

Thiefs should have their rectum pulled inside out...in the process the shit is recorded from a HDTV camcoder and relayed to a 100inch HDTV screen projected in front of him....FUCK...

Neways...those who would like to offer help could by visiting several of this site filled with information of the Nissan Skyline R34 GTR...to me the rewards doesnt matter ler...the feeling of giving someone his pride and joy back to his own hands would means much more...plus that kind of money I'd probably blow it onto a sex orgy and drunken party anyways....

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ZeroToHundred #1

My Car Stolen Thread

Dedicated to a Bayside Blue GTR Thread

R34 GTR and wife photoshoot Thread

Some engine bay porn Thread

Contacts and Information are all inside.

Keep ya chin up Russ...I know how you feel

Me,My Bike & I

2008-11-16T10:14:00.001+08:00

Always wanted to do this write up but just never had the time...finally after 1 whole feek of flu and fever...my nose is not stuffed up nor runny so that I can type nicely without keep having to wipe the phlegm off my face...

It's been 2 years now since Im stationed in Bintan,Kepulauan Riau Indonesia (Bintan,Riau Island Indonesia) by my current employer in Singapore...

I was never a bikers...sometime I even accumulated enough hatred towards bikers (Mat Rempit) and always wish they be dead somewhere at the roadside...

I guess it's just from the daily drive around Selangor - KL that you have much experience with this type of bikers...Also since I'm used to be a driver more than rider...ahhahah

Also I think it's from me being brought up under my mom's rule that no family member shall be allowed on any type of bike that goes more than 30kmh...I don't blame her...an uncle of mine pass away in a tragic road accident when a car had strucked him from behind thus he fell into a middle of a busy road with an 18 wheeler behind him...alas...

Since I arrived here,I rented out an SUV instead as I still have my International Driving License which I used in UK...now driving in Bintan isn't exactly like driving around USJ or Malaysia even...here it's the exact opposite...while back in Msia, he who is the biggest owns the road...instead here who has the biggest balls rules...theoretically bikers...and dont get me started with the local taxis Ojek (Bike Taxi) and Trans (Van taxi)...these taxis live in their own sweet world driving around looking for fare at 20kmh pace and stopping like an FA18 jet landing on an aircraft carrier...I've my fare share of near miss with these twat myself...not mentioning my blood pressure had risen dramatically when I started cursing,yelling and swearing for these fools to get out of my way or drive faster....sheesh...3 months of renting and I'm off the 4 wheel...

Then I started prodding with the 2 wheelers...I tell you...Ive never ridden a motorcycle for the past 24 years of my life...its scary...I started to learn to re-balance myself (I last rode a bicycle during Form 4 1999) using an EX5 type bike...wobbly at first but by the 1st hour Im actually riding)...lesson 1 done...

Next day, I ~~stole~~ borrowed my subordinate's clutch bike a learn to ride a bigger bike equipped with clutch system...shitted myself when I accidentally dump the clutch and the bike started to wheelie...almost jatuh summore...i scrape my leg for that...3 hours later I'm clutching better...only having problem when moving bike from standstill...

The very next day I purchased my first bike due to reasons Im afraid of damaging other people's bike.Its a Honda GL200D.Production Made Honda GL200D (Tiger New Revo)

A 200cc 4 Stroke SOHC bike with 6 speed wet plate clutch system. Its a nice bike actually.It's big, and torque is just enough...well it is for me until the 2nd month of riding it...I need more...the 'Rempit' virus started when I changed the tyres to something stickier...I almost bang my head to an exhaust system.Its a Yoshimura system and..it's for my bike -_-...so I bought it...and brapp brapppp....after 1 week of installing the exhaust system...somethings is not right...its misfiring...check the plug and it's fouling...This is when it all started...

So I changed to NGK Iridium plug...gahhh...slowly from there...the bike is modded to a level where it's gone from Standard Modified to full blown mod...Carburettors were changed to a bigger one,racing camshaft...racing valve and valve springs...bigger discbrake and sport suspension...and to make myself thinking that Im not becoming a rempit...I opt for Big Tyre Kit...as you all know Rempit tends to get small tyres or tayar sotong...so yeah...big tyres doesn't make me a Rempit rite? Hhehehehehe...so tyres,a set of swingarm and others later and there it was...my bike...The day I picked it up perhaps be the same when I picked Cookie up from Amoil after the VTEC conversion...gila...total amount spent was crazy too as most parts came from Thailand and some from Jakarta...that's the suck part about being in this island...for petrol heads places like Jakarta or Bandung is the bomb...lots of things and shits you can buy there...

2nd phase was to make the bike a sport bike...as Im getting sick of a naked version...it doesn't stand out from the crowd...so again made some call from friends in Jakarta and purchase a full body kit set for the bike...so from a small naked to a faired bike...it doesn't last long though...since it's a mass produced kit...connection and details are not up to par...so 4 months after used I'm back to street fighter mode...

5 months later,I found a source that could help me in getting bike parts from Singapore...mind you not accessories but full fledged parts...just like kedai potong...so decide punya decide...I then decided to full mod my bike to replicate Aprilia RS125...(1) because there's only mod of this kind and (2) because Aprilia is the exact same size as the GL200...no shortening no skinning...2 weeks of waiting finally my parts arrive...to avoid local money sucker the parts were sent using a fish boat...ahhahaha...complete set of Aprilia RS125 (except the engine were delivered) and 2 months later...an Aprilia RS125 replica was born...modifications were hard...especially during connection of the meter panel and the rear swingarm...swingarm for Aprilia is different compared to GL200...Italian steed's chain is on the right part instead of Japanese's one on the left...so I've to make a new tunnel thru the swingarm to make way for the chain...NO WAY...swingarm is important as it holds the bike together...so instead...I swapped the Aprilia's swingarm with a friend of mine who happens to have Suzuki FXR150's swingarm...same design right side banana so ok laa...plus its from a Japanese bike...and it fits perfectly...so yeah...I was the envy of the whole island...whenever I stopped at the traffic light people always stares...whenever I'm at the petrol stationed or car wash or just simply parking my bike,people always asked whether I imported this bike from Singapore or Malaysia...ahahhaa...people from bike group kept inviting me to join their club or join an event just because I'm riding my modded bike .one fella even thought that I'm an important person from the Government as I'm the only one riding this bike...I admit my nose kembang gila when I heard the stories...or maybe becos they had eaten my smoke due to my custom under tail exhaust system? :P

Until the part where I was doing overtime until night...on the way back home,mid corner there was sand from accident that had happened there earlier...I lowsided and crashed...I didn't sustained much injuries from it but the bike's left side was badly scratched...lazy to source for another set...so the damage part was taken off...which in turn became a new mod...a poor man's version of SuperMoto...Renthal fatbar and motocross's hand guard with new headlight set...suspension also was re-tuned to suit the new Multi Terrain...shit sitting on the bike is difficult...I cant properly plant my foot to the ground...but the new ground clearance is awesome...for your information 1km to my office is not tarmac...its granite+sand terrain so I dont need to stop completely or avoid...I just straight whack the bugger...One fine day,as I was at a friend's house as usual talk kok when a neighbor came and join...mid talk he told me that he is trying to sell his bike off...an original NSR SP 2001 (CBU Thailand)...ouhh shit...now I know NSR is a 2 stroke bike...and thanks to members of Superbike Malaysia who posted the ultimate 2 stroke race bike...I was hooked..plus the fella is selling it damn cheap at Rp21million...I know Jakarta side is selling a normal condition bike at Rp29million...this bike is in immaculate condition...that's like buying an Original EK9 for EK2 price wehh...next day a suitcase full of cash and the bike is mine...hehehehe my 2nd bike is a race replica bike...NSR SP blew my mind off...it shows me what speed is all about...before that the GL200 to touched 140kmh after being anally abused and whipped...but this NSR??The bike whipped me and called me pussy for being scared to go past the 160kmh mark...problem with the bike is?? Spare parts...Thailand only brought a handful units of NSR SP...and in Bintan?There's only 2 unit including mine...spare part was scary as Ive to go Singapore or order from Jawa for it...shit...2 months ago my piston fried...Ive to wait 3 weeks for the piston to arrive from Singapore...CDI? 2 weeks from Jakarta...and dont get me started on Indonesia's dillema of petrol...normal petrol is 84octane...Pertamax is 90octane and Pertamax Plus is 94octane...price?

Premium - 84ron - Rp6250 - RM2.10
Pertamax - 90ron - Rp8100 - RM2.97
Pertamax Plus - 94ron - Rp8560 - RM3.12

So you people seriously need to shut up when BN raise the fuel price.You are a bunch of lucky SODs you just didn't know about it...sheesh...97ron unleaded summore below RM3...

So NSR has to be de-tuned for the local's petrol...its not as fast now...Ive blown 2 piston due to this...Aihhh...

My 3rd bike? A Yamaha Mio Soul...yes...a scooter :P a 110cc city zipper which bought...Indonesia's trend nowadays is lowrider and boy was I hooked...this Mio is bought purely for modifications...and also to be a 2nd 3rd bike in case GL200 or NSR is in the workshop...I tell you GL200 spent more time in the workshop that when it was actually been ridden...damn...NSR?Well yeah but it's tiresome to be riding a 2 stroke especially when it's a limited edition...always have that feeling of scared something happen or broke...ehhehehe...so the Mio is my 3rd edition modbike...it was damn easy as Mio is the most popular bike to be modded...anywhere I look Mio...every time I called for parts Mio has them....shit...only took me 2 weeks to mod the Mio to lowrider...big wheels...stretched wheelbase...but it was a big burden to the small engine...it has to work harder than it should...but due to it's small displacement,it's internal was also made small...the piston,con rods etc...so the Mio is not able to receive a large bore up kit...sad...due to this I decided to sell the bike for another...

After the sales...I then decided to get a Suzuki Skywave (Hayate in Thai Market)...its a 125cc scooter and size as big as Yamaha LC135...as we speak now the bike has been bored to 180cc with oversize piston,forged con rods and valve from bigger bikes...ehheheheh...but Im having problems with the lowrider kit...since it's new bike and not many ppl modify their Skywave so items is scarce and have to be customize...last 3 people I consulted with all giving price range of Rp11million to Rp13million...damn thats the same price as the bike...bike only cost Rp13.7million...Aihhhh

To Be Continued....

All wet

2008-11-10T10:57:00.000+08:00

Its been raining non stop,im sick since Friday,i'm at the bank to pick up my stupid internet banking tools n 5 fuckers inline are all wanting to open n account,my head hurts n my nose is running,ive to go office later cos idiots kenot work properly without me ard..i love my life >:(

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2008-10-24T20:03:00.000+08:00

God damn but I dunno what to blog about ler...

Hmmm let see...

Congrats to Zul for passing his airline pilot course...dont forget to invite me to sit on the jumpseat and have orgy with hot stewardess on the pilot seat yeahh..

Again a reminder to Adrian Catt who just bought a Kawasaki Street Fighter bike...dude it's 1000cc and you've never ridden a bike before.Please complete your advance riding course and try not to do something crazy until you've ridden at least a year...seriously...

I noticed Lily has become super thin...dont go anorexic babe as we fat humans are taking over the world in 2013...

Takziah to Jaafar's wife and family.Jaafar (JFA) has returned to Ilahi earlier.Allah loves him more and wants him back.Rest in peace.

2009 going to be a crazy year.Due to recession,there will be a major cutback on oversea employee and so far 2 colleague has been called to return to HQ.2 more by end of the month leaving me and 1 asshole to manage the big ass department.

I was suppose to sell my NSR SP end of this month but due to 2008/2009 Tiger Monster project started and I need a bike,so the sales will have to postpone until early 2009.Hopefully.

Due to my decisions to sell the bike,Ive changed the bike back to stock.And now since my plan was delayed,Im stuck with riding the bike factory standard.Means no more wheelies on 2nd gear no more 180kmh run at 0645hrs.

Im coming back for Hari Raya Aidil Adha.Should be in Subang around 6th or 7th December till 9th.

I bought a laptop finally.A Sony Vaio VGN-CR353 to be exact and Im hating Windows Vista Home Premium.Its confusing and it's not good for gaming.Thought I'd be blogging more often but I was wrong :P . Planning to upgrade this bitch up to 4gb Ram by end of this month.

DIY'ed a helmet cam finally and it worked but not as what I am expecting.Its not pointing straight instead downwards.While it was good as a speedo cam...I want a POV came...Back to the drawing board I guess..

Dah laa...I wanna play Counter Strike...bye

Lemme Out

2008-09-26T14:16:00.000+08:00

that probably what my tooth is saying now...bloody hell the went to the dentist yesterday...apparently ive to wait for the swollen gum to reside then only he'll start surgery to remove the wisdom tooth...best part is he's going balik kampung and will only return on the 6th October...cibai....hurts like a son of a bitch now...hard to eat,hard to swallow,hard to smoke...on 2nd thought maybe it's God telling me to puasa...damn

Suppose to be in Singapore right now and catching a bus to KL tomorrow but sadly...i aint coming back this year...so many things to settle at the moment...plus im having raya with my own family for the first time now...so yeah...

Both bikes are in the bloody workshop....god damn it...the NSR had a faulty CDI and there's no way I can source for one right now....im chasing sifu to finish up my Aprilia then...at least i'll have 1 bike to use during raya....see how see how...with my swollen tooth i cant stand noises...it creeps into the cavity and bleeps my brain...

Arghhh....taking painkillers and sleep it off ler...

Ciao

Eyes Of Sauron

2008-08-28T11:57:00.000+08:00

ARGHHHHhhhh....CIBAI CIBAI CIBAI CIBAI....

2 days ago,after coming back home from doing overtime....all i want to do is massage my cold testicle...take a cold bath...eat my dinner...smoke 2 sticks of cigarette and meniarap while grabbing the white big ass controller and press the centre 'X'...

GTA 4 loaded like usual...pictures of people hiding behind a crater,a large breasted prostitute sucking on a lollipop and wham...I was at my hiding place...take out an MP5 and stick it onto a taxi driver's windshield when suddenly....like a matrix movie it slows down and stop....got infected with chicken pox from the looks of all the red spots...then...that's when suddenly the single green light turned to 3 red lights...

The dreaded RING OF DEATH....AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

So yeah..my Xbox360 is now officially dead...and im in LalaLand...the only way to get it fixed is to buy a SGD47 worth of ferry ticket, 2 1/2 hours of bumpy ride and half hour taxi ride to Sim Lim....shit....
So now what a brother got to do while he's Xbox is spoil?Fuck laa what else...but im in no mood for a quickie...i dunno ler...the urge to fuck is not as it was before...maybe im sick of sex...aihhh...

Neway last tuesday while pretending to be busy with work, my hp went off...picked it up when suddenly a guy calling himself Yoga was on the line asking whether im the owner of a red NSR...being cautious I ask him why...i scared mebe people trying to hijack me later or mebe i cut someone off today...he's one of the members of BNC (Bintan Ninja Community) and claimed that his Ninja was the fastest in the club...he would like to issue a challenge against my Nessie...cibai...

Y : Mas,lho punya NSR merah itu kan?Gini lho...gw mau ngajak lho ngetest ama Ninja ku kalo lu berani...kita main 5 tiang 50juta...gimana??
F : 5 tiang apaan?5 lap?
Y : ngak...ngedrag kita...5 tiang
F : Ouhhh 250m gitu ya?Berapa mau taruk? (Pancing nihhh)
Y :50 Juta
F : 5 Juta?
Y : 50 Juta mas...anak ninja semua mau nitip jadi total skarang 50juta...gimana mau ngak?
F : 50 juta ekk? Ouhhh ok....peraturan apa aza?
Y : Motor ngak ada batas...joki ngak ada batas...pokoknya ntar dikonfirmasi dan tinggal datang bawak duit dengan motor NSR lho aja
F : Gitu yaa? (dalam hati tensen sial...budak berlagak gila...kerek pulak tuhh)
Y : Mau apa ngak?Kalo ngak mau ya udah...
F : Kapan emangnya?
Y : Malam minggu tanggal tiga satu
F : (uishh malam merdeka siot....macam Fei Lou punya game siot..) OK laa...kira kelas terbuka la ya?
Y : Iyalah mas...kenapa emangnya?
F : Ngak ada...ya udah laa...ehh ntar...dimana mau ngetest
Y : Batu 8 jam 11 malam...
F : Ok ya udah...
Y : Ciao

Fuhhh panas siot telinga dengar budak tuh cakap...lagak semacam...after hanging up...i straight called my sifu Doyok for advice and to check who the fuck this guy...

F : Yok,iku lho mas...ada anak ninja nelpon aku lho ngajak ngetest Ninja dia ama NSR ku
D : Anak mana emang?
F : Ngak tau...bilang dia Yoga...anak klub Ninja tho
D : AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHhhhhahahaha
F : Kampret...ngapain lho ketawa
D : AHahhahaha...ngak aku ahhahahahaha
F : Janchuk...kenapa?Jebak yaa?
D : Yoga...anak ninja?
F : Yalah...napa emang??
D : Itu motor aku yang setel laa bang
F : Lahh....ya udah...motor itu apa aza?
D : Ngak ada laa...paling aku bikin setinggan karbu, lidah membrane dia...tapi motor itu trondol..
F : Trondol apain?
D : Rangka , 2 ban , tangki pakai motor trail...pokoknya motor itu aku setting untuk 210m itu
F : Babi laa...kalo gitu habis laa
D : Itu bulan lepas kompetisi drag di Batam itu motor no.3 lho...itupon joki dia mabuk tuh...udah hijau dia masih ketawa...
F : Sial tuhh....maksud kuat la motor tuh?
D : Ngak juga...masa dia masuk itu ngak rame anak yang turun main...lagian motornya itu bawah dia ngak ada...tapi putaran atas dia la yang ngeri...
F : Ya udah...magnet , blok ama knalpot racing aku udah ada kan?Pasang pastu ko setting la untuk aku
D : Aku yakin dia itu kalo tau motor kau aku yang bikin,dia ngak akan bekalan mau la bang
F : Jangan bilang ama dia laa...50 juta woi...gw bagi lho 20juta
D : Ogah ahh..ngak enak laa...motor dia aku setting...motor kau aku juga setting...ntar ada yang marah...lagian ujung2 nama aku yang jelek...
F : Gitu ya
D : Sal,aku saran ko tolak aja laa...motor ko bisa makan dia...tapi aku yang terpalit...
F : Alaa...duit raya yokk
D : Ogah la sal...kalo ko main sama motor lain aku sendiri yang bikinkan..tapi kalo Yoga...ngak laa
F : Anaknya sok jago tuh...ngak bisa terima aku
D : Iyaa...anak itu emang agak sombong...ya udah laa...anak muda...udah la yaa...ngak usah main yaa
F : Kaco la ko yok...hah...aku jumaat berangkat ke Spore...motor tinggal ama ko...setting semua barang...bukan untuk main sama itu anak...saja je ngetest sendiri...

So just like dat,ive to decline this race..same like Supertune's Ah Chiu...you want fast I can do,but if possible dont race with my shop's client...i was actually ready for the race i even wanted to fabricate the wheelie bar...hahahaha...

So there...im going to Spore tomorrow to renew my work permit...i hate going Spore...seriously...the only thing i looked forward is to go to all the bike shops and buy some stuff and also to stuff myself silly with KFC and McDonalds there...aih....

Neway...Ciao first...

Nduchh Nduchhh Ndutchhhh

2008-08-24T09:37:00.000+08:00

Here I am,looking like a panda just got raped from behind by Khairy...shit overdone it yesterday night....

It's been quite a long time ler since I went clubbing here.In this friggin island there are only 2 clubs left...the rest either abandoned or burnt down...

Volcano pub and disco is situated at Comfort Hotel.It's more of a high end club/pub with live performance by the guest DJ's and bands...once every 3 months there will be some foam party or special DJ who happens to perform in Lagoi would just pop by and share a song or two...yeah ok ler I guess...consider it like Zouk KL...mostly patrons consist of tourist,high ranking officers and army personnel...my advice...when 2 people starts arguing...head to the nearest exit and fast...unless you'd like to order some molotov cocktail...seriously...Police and Army/Navy do not get along here...its like a battle for power with Navy winning being Bintan is an island...

Garden Disco is situated at KM5 and is currently the oldest disco in Bintan.It can be seen (or heard) by the almost crappy speakers and it doesnt help that the DJ kept on repeating an Ah Beng/Ah Lian's remixes of ear shattering girl singing to Inul's hit song? WTF...disco always filled with whores (seriously!!),school kids and wannabes trying to show the rest of the islander's that they have money to have fun...sheeshh....

Went Volcano at about 10pm with a friend of mine (who mindnumbingly go party at least 3 times a week) and we was treated like royalty...maybe it's because of my friend's frequenting their place or maybe it's just everytime he comes down, a minimum of 3 JD and 2 Absolut will be opened...neway it was packed...sadly it was packed with pondans and ahquas (i wanna invited Napy but sheesh....thats like inviting Anwar Ibrahim to drag race 400m with Ali laa...) at around 12am the half and half started to leave as real girls come and cramming the place up...or perhaps it's because most tourist who was on the dancefloor started sitting down when the dudettes started break some moves....ahhahahahah

I just broke up with this girl so yeah...I tot I lavish some expenses and opened up a table....hahahah was trying to impress them ladies....quite good response actually...me thinks it's easier to lure Indo's girl rather than Msian girls laa...show some Rp's and tits starts coming...basket ard 2am after our table was like 6 dudes/8 chicks a friend's friend came down and WTF....he go do some Melbourne Shuffle and the whole place go crazy....ALA CIBAI...all our chicks starts dancing with that dude swarming him like he's a piece of tampon on PMS week...aihhhh....i guess you fella who could shuffle well will definitely get some threesome here...

Neway didnt go back empty handed laa...back up plan ada maa...woke up this morning at 7am and having major headache...missed the bus so have to ride the bike to office...excruciating...thumping head,ringing ears and 2 stroke? Suicidal...

Total bill yesterday? About Rp6,000,000...and I dunno who pays for the shit cos I know I don't...AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Shit

2008-08-13T14:31:00.001+08:00

Back in 2004 everything is simple...friends doesn't even have to be invited to come down and just simply hangout...its not a need but simply the pleasure of being with among friends...

It's different now...now you've to call this friend,remind this friend,given promises by this friend and at the end of the day...got screwed by this friend...ouh I know how that feels...boy do I know it exactly.

I kinda left USJ for work related purposes September of 2006.First I went to Singapore to work...lasted 2 months...then I was sent to Indonesia till now but heck...I still try to at least keep in contact with friends and family...be it thru emails or instant messaging or a simple short phonecall...and I also damn make sure that whenever I make a home visit back to USJ...i'll inform my peeps so that we could arrange for a simple get together...most of my home visit is around 3 days I'll arrange my schedule the same way I always did...

1st Day - Family
2nd Day - Friends
3rd Day - Shopping with friends and dinner with family
4th Day - Morning bus trip back to Indoland

I was quite suprised with one of my...should I say ex friend....he lived practically a cloud away...working hours practically the same shifts...to call one person to this friend you don't even have to add +60 or +62 yet seeing him in broad daylight is like spotting a tit in the Klux Klax Klan....

OK fine...maybe some of you will think im bitching up again...there goes Faizal ranting again...Faizal kenot understand that not everyone is as free as he is...

SHIT YOU

I'm working from 7.30 till 6.30 everyday Saturday Sunday Public Holiday...the only time Im not working is when Im sick like a dead dog or on the 3 days I get to take leave every 5 months and still i make some time for friends...

OK laa...even though busy then bloody inform your friend that you are busy...if they are your real friend...they'll understand...what they wont understand is the need to tell lies and bullshit just to filter out the promise that you've made yourself earlier without having a .38 Magnum shoved at your temple...people gone thru the hassle of making sure you were also invited and not left out yet you FFK them?

YOU DONT BREAK PROMISES WITH FRIENDS UNLESS YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY HAD A SUDDEN HEART ATTACK AND DROPPED DEAD THERE AND THEN OR YOUR BF/GF WAS HIT BY A SEMI TRAILER WHILE TRYING TO AVOID YOU CATCHING THEM WITH THEIR OTHER LOVER.

Friend is 2 person who knows each other.Best friend is 2 person who knows each other and understand them enough with mutual understanding and trust.A person who lies,betray isn't a bestfriend nor shall he even be considered as a friend.

I say...FUCK HIM...true friends don't keep in touch just when they need your help or assistance...true friends would just admit his problem instead of making up problems...

As far as I know...this person whom I used to know is now a F.R.I.E.N.D... a Fucking Retarded Imbecile with Endless Nonsense go Die

Whats the point having him in your inner circle when you know he's not having you in his inner circle?? I'd say instead of having to complain and bitch about him...fucking dispose of him...whats the point of having him in your circle? Because he's a friend...EKKKK...no he's not...easy isn't it...

Im tired and having the flu...

Enuff Said

This post is dedicated to a single person.You Know Who You Are.Consider this my termination letter from your Bullshit Sdn Bhd company.

Cheers

Died of Thirst And Lost Faith

2008-08-10T10:01:00.000+08:00

Shit...my 10 days old NSR SP had a coma yesterday on the way back from work.

Apparently due to the previous owner hardly ride the bike...there have been some congestion on the 2T oil sump preventing enough 2T oil to be mixed to properly lubricate the engine...I also didn't check the bike thoroughly...

So yeah...the bike seized up yesterday...luckily I was near my workshop...aihhh

We opened her up to inspect the damage...and there it was...due to lack of lubricants,the piston have scratched the block's reamer wall...deep scratches...piston ring was grinded off making a hole where compression could have leaked out...does that mean my bike was not fully powered?Damn I couldn't imagine the power will be when she's out later today...

The block's reamer wall was only damaged on the top side...mysteriously the bottom part didn't have a single scratch at all...my sifu suspect that because the bottom part still have some submerged oil innit thats why...the top part is dried up...

Called some friends in Jakarta to look for a new block...luckily he has a friend who used to race an SP who stays in Batam...woohooo...but pricey...a fully prepped block will cost me Rp2 million...but includeds piston as well...oh well...also decided to buy the fella's modded magnets...I don't really know but this magnet apparently controls the timing...modded magnet have been skimmed to bare necessities allowing faster spins...its similar to having a lightened flywheel...you rev will climb happily but also will drop faster than stock...just have to keep up with the rev band...perhaps next mod would be some gear ratios?If only I could get my hands on the Arrow exhaust system and V-Force 2 Kevlar Reed Valve...aihhhh waiting waiting...while waiting please have some J.Co donuts courtesy of the guy whom I just made Rp2.6 million richer...

He bought me 2 dozens of donuts...hmmmmmmmmm donuts.....

As some of you may have know...Cookie was stolen from my housing area last Tuesday morning...shit...someone may have known what's inside cos I damn sure that the car doesnt worth shit...or at least RM1k to Mibek....my B16A cost way more than the car...aihhh...

So much memory with the car...its my first car when I bought it off my dad in year 2000...having a January birthday I immediately take my car license and drove my own car during Form 5...I think I may have started the trend to drive cars in Seafield USJ2 as by the end of the year...the main road's stretch were filled with senior's car....ahahhahaha...

The car brought us to SS15 cybercafe for Counterstrike Beta 1.6 during weekday (ponteng skolah la kira)...brought me thru USJ's morning traffic jam during my college day in 2001...brought me thru my sales during RaceCraft era...good memories...aihhh...weird though...Im not angry as one should be...im just sad that we parted ways this way...I just can't do nothing from here but to take it as a hint...perhaps to collect money and get me the 2009 Yamaha R1 when im back for good...

AHHAHAHAHAH...

This blog post is tributed to Cookie , My Honda Accord 1989 B16A.Forget you I won't.Thanks for the good times we have together bro.

Bye Bye

Oooppss

2008-08-03T09:58:00.000+08:00

Wahlauwehh....Im so ashamed laa...1 month plus didn't update...wonder if I have lost my 3 readers or not...dang...newayy...

Did I wrote about my promotion?Im a senior staff now...More basic salary but lesser overtime charges...donch fuck care though...I can go back anytime I want...more Annual Leave entitlement...woot wooot...finally gotten rid of a leech called my assistant...whats the point of being an assistant if at the end of the day,im the one assisting my assistant to finish the job i gave him earlier...duhhhh...so off he goes back to Spore....ive to get a new assistant for the measly jobs...arghh...

Totaling 13 projects at my hand now... 4 mega projects...5 helidecks...3 crane pedestal and 1 mega project starting very soon....so excuse me if i have no time to regularly update my blog...its not like you all read them everyday right?

So yeah...my bike went in for another project which I called project "Supersize'd Me"...its basically a stroker project...you see...a 200cc 4 stroke SOHC producing a mere 15whp is...well rather pussy...Combined it with my fat ass and all the parts ive put in...the 15whp now turns to 6whp usable...damn....first stop...XE Motorsport...known in this island for it's expertise in bore up/stroke up engine blocks where I meet the guy himself...Doyok...an ex supermoto racer himself he knows what he's doing...kinda remind me of Supertune....no fancy garages or fancy gadgets...only what is needed be lying around and price is so long you're happy im happy style...no fancy 'ouh this one is original from Japan liao...cheap oredi' bullshit...

Doyok

Now being an ex supermoto racer...its come to natural that his style of tuning is more for the lower to mid revs with torque in mind...so yeah...after a week of talking and discussion...its done...my bike will be stroked up to 280cc...using a 78mm piston from a minivan,

Left 28mm Right 38mm

a 38mm carburettor from an Aprilia RS250...and custom sprockets is the big things on the list...the rest is collateral...that was 3 weeks ago...

Also since the bike will be AWOL...best time to send her panels for a new sprayjob...uhhuhuuh
While Nookie is having her stomach stapled...im found myself a new thing to play with...was walking around...when i saw this gorgeous NSR SP150 with it's red titties shining at my face...

Sweet...

Talked to the owner who coincidently wanted to sell it...because his wife is heavily pregnant and its hard for him to ride around with his wife at the back...so he decided that he wants to sell it at Rp21 million cash...nice...i just got my productivity bonus so BOOYAA....Rp21 million cash...hot money being passed...contract signed and key's handed over...

150cc 2 Stroke Built For Speed NSR SP150 REMPITZ BABY!!!!

Now let me tell you...actually i dont really know how the 2 stroke works...what i know is the duration for the engine to make 1 revolution is half of what a 4 stroke does...so its faster and more powerful...go figure

200cc SOHC 4 Stroke - 15whp (Claimed) Actual Rubbish
150cc SOHC 2 Stroke - 39whp (Claimed) Actual 29whp

You do the maths...

My Nessie reminds me a lot of Cookie...NSR SP are equipped with a gadget called the RC Valve or Variable Height Exhaust Power Valve System...work similar to VTEC Solenoid...and yes...the NSR really does like a VTEC...1k to 5krpm the bike is moving...but not so great...but hold on to the bars as the needle rise to 5.5krpm...the bike shoved me to my seat and screamed like a girl gonna get rape by napy to it's 11krpm rev cut and it continues on to the next 6 gear sequential...my god...

There I was picked the bike from it's old house to mine...on the 1km straight stretch i stopped Nessie and rev 3krpm from standstill...wtf...my bike is faster liao...where's the 2 stroke goodness...you see...i never rode a 2 stroke before...so as I was cursing myself got conned...the bike lunged forward almost leaving me behind...it SCREAMMMSSSS FASTER PAPI FASTERRRRR...ROARRRAWARGHHHH....to cut short gila laa...in 600m stretch ive hit 160kmh....damn....it's truly is an NSR SP

On normal riding its a cat...thanks to it's 2 CDI (or ECU to you car freaks) to control the 2 powerband...below 5krpm 1 CDI goes working...controling the fuel and watnot...below 5krpm the bike is quite tame...no ear shattering noise watsoever...hit 5.5krpm the 2nd ECU starts to kick in and all hell broke loose...so basically for good fuel consumption below 4krpm is nice...for good power consumption go crazy with it baby...

NSR SP150 is Honda's only bike that introduce a single sided swingarm or popularly known as Pro-Arm...next Honda bike to use this is the VFR400...it adds the coolness factor to 8 points...huuhhu....im trying to get some Go Fast Bit from Tyga UK such as :-

4 Pot Brembo Caliper

Full Race Spec Exhaust System

Uprated Carburettor

Carbon Reed/Feeder

aihhh I dont have credit card ler...how yaa

Bad points about it is the smokes the 2 stroke is known for...making things bad...the smoke also contains the 2T oil mixed in it...if you are wearing white shirt or pants...do not...i say again...DO NOT REV THE BIKE OR RIDE IT FAST...you'll cry with your new polkadot clothings...always have to wash the bike to get rid of the stains...win some lose some eih...ouh yah and also the bike doesnt come with electric starter so starting the bitch up on cold day is...well a bitch...but I love mah new bitch....kiss my new bitch I will...

Last Sunday went to a Durian Festival...here durian season is celebrated like fuck...everywhere you go durian is sold...price is slightly above Msian's...durian also not as good as back home...have to know and get the Durian Tembaga which resembles D24....so yeah...its the closing of the Durian Season so a festival was held...all things durians...

Lucky he never sell Ketupat Durian sial

Bubur Durian,Aiskrim Durian,Pulut Durian and Kentut Durian from the makcik2 yang sibuk makan terkangkang...euwww....fucking gross...after the whole morning cuci mata looking at chicks coming for the same thing we dudes go there...to show ourselves to the opposite sex...we went to Trikora for lunch and swim at the sea...silly me I forgotten my Speedo...so main with the sand only laa....then go back...huuhhuhu

Dah laa..my boss staring only sitting here for 1 hour blogging...ciao

Puyeng

2008-07-01T16:02:00.000+08:00

Puyeng means headache (spinning type) in Indon....thats what Im having now many thanks to my fucking colleague who kept on whine and complain the whole day that he have to pay Singapore's tax...fucking hell...Im so damn lazy to layan this guy but being the typical race who complains and having attitude that the whole world was owing him and not the other way around...knnccb...you fucking migrate to Spore and get paid SGD then fucking pay their tax la you cheap asshole...

Work is extremely stressful nowadays...fights and segregration inside the QA Dept...basically there's two clan..me and my mentor (NDT) vs 3 black (1 white) jokers (VI)...fucking team always try to take things shortcut...taking leave without applying...misuse of office's equipment such as calling Spore on office phones and watnot...so yeah...our team is trying to get this fuckers by slowly manipulating themselves and also to be a tater tale to boss about what they do...hahahahah...i know it's unhealthy but well...you know me...our jig is up so now they retaliate by giving our division a hard time which back fired and instead,their side is on the losing side...thanks to mentor and yours truly awesome manpower management...they cant lay a single blame on us yet they get blame for shits all the time....AHHHAHAHAH

Went to Spore 2 weeks ago to attend this Shipyard Safety Induction Course...boring day...as usualy stayed at Hotel 81 in Geylang as it is the school holiday and most of the cheap/medium hotel are fully booked...

This Lorong 18 is where all PRC girls gather to work....

This junction is where Indonesian/Malaysian girls work.

plus there's a lot of night activities going around...next day went to Lim Ah Boy to buy some motorcycle parts for stock purposes just in case...went to Sim Lim Square to go get myself the long awaited Grand Theft Auto 4 for my Xbox360....hahahaha

the console was only used to listen to MP3 and watch porns for the past 6 months but not anymore....GTAIV is fucking awesome I tell you...i love the graphics but the one I really like is the new Euphoria engine Rockstar had used for it's humans....instead of Counter Strike's rag doll...Euphoria is 20 times better...instead of just flailing arms and limbs...human models now move and react to enviroment accurately as what real human would....for example fire a shot in the air...pedestrian starts to run helter skelter...shoot them at the leg and they'll faceplant to the ground...shoot them on the shoulder and they'll drop swinging...crash into a biker and you'll see him flying up your cab smashing thru the windshield....ahahhaha it's fucking awesome...I know Hizam already gotten his copy...i get mine 2 months after it was released...damn island and their PS2....fuck

Last week,while working on a project placed at the sea side...i noticed something weird about the clouds...its getting downward...after a good 3 minutes the thing grew...then only I realised its a freaking tornado...fuck...it was 3km away....scary yet cool at the same time...its my first tornado experience...well if you call a slightly windy day an experience then yeah...shut up...when's the last time you ever saw a tornado?hahahahahaha

Got this in an email from a friend....
damn I envy those Americans and their big ass garage...how I wish Ive a garage of my own....damn i'll probably decorate it like this two....

My supermotard mods been going great...still a few bits and pieces to get and a whole respray of the bike...got a new helmet to replace the busted up full face though...since the bike is now a motard/street fighter...might as well get a supermoto helmet to compliment it...costed Rp500,000.00 plus Rp240,000.00 for the goggles shipped to me...

Supermotard accompanied by Supermoto having Sosro by the seaside...

but if i were given a choice...i'd take this Arai Tour X Motard in Orange please thank you....Aihhhh...Orgasm siot...it's like Mibek looking at a Quad Thottle from Skunk

Neway,friends around me are either getting married,deeply involved,married and some even have their first generation...good for them...as for the samdolz...i dunno....we still hanging around...Fydu is fucking coming back this Raya...so would I...prolly can meet the shorty round that time...Hezz and Marie also...Hizam and Nana also...aihhhh...ppl jumping into the bandwagon dy...

Anwar on another ass case...aihhh....Najib say this,Khairy say that...Indonesian are enjoying every bit of stupidity from Malaysian's politics...I on the other hand cant stop masturbating to Sandra Dewi....emmmmm emmmm sweet Sandra Dewi...damn it...

Anyway time to go back home for some GTA's bitches...

P/S - That Brucie character in GTAIV reminds me a whole lot of Adrian sial....ahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

SuperMoto

2008-06-15T09:48:00.000+08:00

Gahhh...

I forgotten one important things that led to me crashing last Sunday...new shocks...it may not sound like much...but bikes and cars are two totally different things...albeit it shares almost the same components and uses the same stuff to work...

I changed to a new rear shock system as my old one was bent due to a freestyle events...new shocks went in without much hassle...one day test riding it to re-adjust riding style for the newer stiffer shocks...

Last weekend it was full swing operation as 2 projects were in the midst of a major heavy lift from ground to barge and on the way to Singapore yard...worked until 8pm...so on the way home,it was quite dark on that particular area...my headlights are not working as bright as it shud...taking the right corner as i always did for the past 8 months...suddenly i saw some lights flickers some 300m away...shit it was shards of broken glass...perhaps from an earlier accident that had happened...instinctively i straighten the bike up...but by doing so it also makes the bike go straight...saw patches of sand up front...applied brakes with more on the rear when the bike started to dance like technoviking when the front decided to lock up throwing me and the bike to terra firma...im guessing it was about 50kmh to 70kmh when i started my be a ball and roll like one...next thing i know,everything is pitch black and smelt of teen's spirit...my buddy tries to pick me up...failed...then try to roll me on my back...ahhh...i can see stars now...

Some picked my bike off the road while others trying to see if im dead...nope...still alive blogging and bitching...scraped my knee and twisted my left ankle...thank god...i tot i've broke my leg...that is why i always emphasize on safety equipment always even if you're going out to buy a pack of marlboro's some 4km away...

anytime on the bike :-

Shoes
Long Pants
Jacket
Helmet
Gloves
Knee Pad
Elbow Pad

My working boots protected my leg but not enough to protect my ankle...

My OGK riding jacket protected my back,shoulder and elbow

Im wearing khaki pants so my knee is busted up

My gloves definitely protected my hands and fingers from being part of a landmark

My helmet has scratches that'll put Rossi's to shame..front protector grinded to a hole in it

During the 30 minutes that i was on the ground,it kept me thinking what causes it and who fault....none but mine...it was dark and i was speeding...thats it...thank god its not so serious or else my mom gonna come down,take the bike key,go back malaysia,drive up to seremban and throw them keys to the fishing pond....emm emm...i damn hate to give my mum her 'I told you so' award....

PU ABS fairing are expensive and I've to sourced it in Singapore....so lazy...hate going to Spore...dunno why...theres nothing to do and everything sucks...in my opinion laa....so after a friend of mine drove the bike to his house using his dad's pickup truck...we started to diassemble the bike and see the exact damage last friday...

My bike's right fairing is gone...leaked high octane fuel but luckily never caught fire...my snap on handlebar broke and brake lever gone dunno where...so what to do?

SUPERMOTARD...AHHAAHHAHAHAHA

Off with them plastic except the top part...bought a Renthal Fat Bar replacing the broken Aprilia's...new brake lining and levers...shorty lever clutch...new headlamp from Suzuki Satria FU150i...

AND VOILA...

PASUKAN GERAK TEMPUR DIVISI BELALANG BIRU

AHHAHAHAHAH

It's the season anyway so i decided to join in the wagon...also bought a half half helmet...since my full face was destroyed....nice..but having crickets stuck between your teeth sucks....dont ever smile or laugh while riding with this helmet...you'll be sorry...

Until then...

RIDE ONZ

Babai

Ouh yaa...btw for your pedo ppl out there...introduce to my new freng Maya...im teaching her Biology and Science....AHAHHAHAHAHAH

Great Balls Of...Emmm Balls (Part II)

2008-06-03T09:33:00.000+08:00

Fuct...apparently the damage was more than I thought...

Instead of

Revalving The Caliper - RP400,000
New Rear Tyre - RP1,450,000
Changing The Sprocket - RP250,000
Total - RP2,100,000

It has now climbed to :-

Bent Rear Shock - Rp1,200,000
Disintegrated Drive Sprocket - Rp350,000
Broken Chain - Rp490,000 X 2
Burnt Clutch and Slipper Plate - Rp850,000
Broken Seals On The Front Fork - SGD 50.00
Labour - Rp650,000
Day In Workshop - 4 days
Total - Rp4,380,000

GRAND TOTAL - Rp6,480,000.00 (RM1905.00)

FUCK...thats the end of my freestyling day...problem is...im using aftermarkets part that is rare in this island...for example the front upsidedown fork seal...ive to go find them in Singapore...similar to the chain sprocket that belongs to Aprilia...aihhhh

My YSS monoshock have spurted it's last breath when i notice the ride is getting worse and worse...thought maybe the seal is leaking from all the stoppie/endo that i did last sunday,i only thought that i need to re-valve the shaft...to my horror this happen...the top shaft bended 40% outward...from the strain of the endo i guess having the rear lift up in the air and crashing down...so I gotten myself a used set of Showa 520 prolink monoshock that was taken from a BMW RS1200T...hahahahah...it's equivalent to TEIN or Ohlins in bike world...fully adjustable Hi/Lo and Hard/Soft with over 200 preload bound/rebound setting...its a steal price of Rp1,200,000...slightly scraped springs due to an accident which the original bike suffered but still usable...problem is...its 50% larger and 40% longer than my original monoshock so fitting that bitch up will going to be tedious and space constraint...lets just see how it goes...

My drive sprocket was disintegrated at the edges due to stress induced damages...the teeth which was made using steel is now bended rearward due to the power pulling by the chains and yours truly...same things goes for the rear chain sprocket...it has became all jaggy and shit...bikes rule of thumb...whenever you replace the chain...it is recommended that you change both sprocket as well...cos jagged teeth will only shorten the life of your new chains making it like 70% reliable...expensive shit that is...and dont get me started on the chains...when i first mod the bike...im using the chains that came together with the halfcut...it never occur to me to keep a stock DID chains meant for Aprilia...duh....now i've to buy 2 sets of chain...cut them up and re-connect it to make it longer for the longer wheelbase the Aprilia have compared to my old Honda....aiyohhh....

Nasib la aku jauh...tau omak eden tak mati kena bunuh....hohoohohoh....

Btw,can anyone help me buy some Carbon Fibre Stickers?Not those cheapo one...i mean the real thang...the one Bobo used to obsess with to make number plate and air intake cover....if not mistaken those like 12" x 12" a sheet...i prolly need 4 sheets...errr...money pay buyer back when i balik kampung...pleaseeee???

Email me if anyone interested to help me...i'll get you the address of the hotel im currently living...prolly can fit in those document envelope yeah? A3 size....

MISA ASKIN YOUSA TO PUHLEASE HELP MISA

Great Balls Of...Emmm Balls

2008-05-31T14:54:00.000+08:00

Haiyoo....at the rate im going...imma be posting new blogs monthly...

HUhuhuhuhu I got promoted to Senior Inspector few weeks ago....got increment of $300 and increment of allowance of $400 making total of $700...uhuhuhhuhu...while it's a good news for me...it also became bad news when some colleague mata merah with my promotion...i mean...yeah...A has been working with the company for 13 years but still Junior...same for B working for 8 years but never get promoted having his salary lower than me during my Junior tenureship for the past 2 years now...I guess for a Singapore company...if you can produce productivity while getting your ass of any problems and stay there...the faster you get promoted...if you tend to raise up any kicimiao issue like it involving a murder...then hey....not my fault...anyway...fuck them all...seems you can see for yourself how you work then ehhh

Last Sunday,went to a event held by Yamaha dubbed Free Your Soul....ehhh I dunno la why they call it that...but yeah...our club was personally invited to attend by a representative from Yamaha dealership.Were given free passes,5 spots for freestyle and shirts and watnot...

Group Photo

Agenda started at 0700hrs where the club members would gather up before the event that starts at 1000hrs...as usual Indonesians are known for their 'Jam Karet' (Rubber Watches)...members only started to show up one by one around 0730hrs...damn bitches...by 0800hrs almost all member were there except for one bugger...the club secretaries who hold the tickets and things...fucker...

Group Bike Photo

Getting Ready To Roll Off

0830hrs we started to warm the bike up...I dont need so as I came all the way from Pinang to Kijang and with the morning blue sky spent averaging 120kmh...made the 27km journey in 13mins *slap head*...

Off We Go

Off we go destroying the Sunday morning's peace with the rumble of 20 bikes blaring sirens and watnot (Indonesian's when they convoy they tend to make a whole lotta noise to inform others not to get tangle between the convoy...go figure)...

Acting President and Sweeper

it was supposed to be a convoy formation of 1-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-1 in a straight line...but 3kms afterward pack already started to break up and shits loose...aiyohhh...its harder to convoy in 2 wheels compared to 4 as riding in close pack tend to get into ppl's nerves....

30mins later we finally arrived at the event area...We were ushered in to our reserved parking spots...10mins rest before all clubs were called upon for a morning briefing and some talk cock with the government,police and narcotic reps...Event started with a Autoshow event from cars,jeeps and bikes...didnt manage to snap photos of the 4 wheeler's autoshow as Im busy snapping at other 2 rounders....not very impressed with the modification....this island its like the same shit but different colour....lack of accesories makes it hard for one to really express him/her selves...

Ladies Came Out From Their Hiding Caves

Sonya Was All Shy And All

Hehehheehhe....DANGGG

Susie Had No Problem With Me Taking Her Picture

Renie Was Pissed That I Give Extra Attention To Sonya

All Ladies Combined.I'll take the most left,fourth from left and7th from left

1000hrs is the time where the island's had a minor earthquake with 200bikes ranging from Harley Davidson to Norton's to Japs and yours truly Italian bike hit the red button letting the 2 stroke vs 4 stroke noise at it's best...crazy...i can feel my chest vibrate boy...especially when the 2 Harley let loose...Convoy starts with clubs pack divided...Police in Mitsubishi Galant SE leaded the convoy blaring it's lights and sound...huhuhuuhhu...its nice having police escort when you are riding an illegal bike...Convoy takes us around the island promoting safety riding and law abiding riders...YAH RIGHT....AHHAHAHAHAHAH

1200hrs is lunch time...

1230hrs the un-official warm up time for free stylers to fine tune their bike and to make one last practice before the competition begins...the mainroad was packed with bikes doing wheelie,stoppie,surfing and plain kissing the asphalt....emmme mmmm...its havoc...so decided that our group to go to somewhere safe to do warm up...my Brembo leaked :(

Damn fuckers.I told them to wear safety but Nooo...dah fugly tambah jelek la muka calar

1300hrs competition begins...our team was the 6th...so we ended up watching the rest of the group with what they have to give to the audience...each was given 20mins to show their skillz...

1400hrs our club name was called upon...show time...we opened up with tandem stoppie...double wheelie...flying squirrel (this is where one of our smallest member jackstand on the rear and when the bike does stoppie he'll leap of the bike into 10 pairs of arms waiting to catch him....we managed to make the crowd scream and shout though...i started off with a wheelie...i was the only one showed up with a sportbike so i got some applause...yeah yeah...closing our 20mins with 5 bikes doing burnout and having me with the largest tyre in the centre smoking the shit...forgotten that my front caliper is leaking...hitting the rev suddenly the brake lost traction and I leaped towards the judges....lucky manage to stop in time...uhuhuhuhuhu minus 4 points :(

Damn photographer didn't take me while my front tyre is up mid air

We didnt win the competition...we were third....i guess it's good enuff as our club was the only one show casting big bikes while the rest uses scooter and city zippers...(easy for them to wheelie and their bike is lighter) <-- loser's word after losing...hahahaha

Event finished at 1600hrs....damn tired so when back with a limping bike...

Revalving The Caliper - RP400,000

New Rear Tyre - RP1,450,000

Changing The Sprocket - RP250,000

Total - RP2,100,000

Scoring 2 model's handphone number = Priceless

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA....

Now i want to go back and go to a motorcross event 2km away from the office...

Da da....

Bike Of The Month

2008-05-19T15:11:00.000+08:00

Adoi laaa....

Emmm..scuse me while i 'relieve' myself in the toilet...

Damn Marsha looks hot...and that Gixxer K7 is sexy too...nice combination....

Just realized that she's Marsha AF3....well fuck that...i'd still ride with her with that bike across the globe...

PS : Weh mibek...teach me some sabahan/sarawakian slang yo and help me hit that....Ahahahahahahhaha
Wankfest 2008

Crooked

2008-05-18T11:38:00.000+08:00

hard to type at my normal speed now...my right arm are sore due to friday's mishap...i dropped the bike while trying to back out from a friend's house...was busy minding the longkang on the left and missed the small hole someone korek for burning rubbish...next thing i know,my right foot frantically trying to find terra firma and both me and the bike dropped to the right...footpeg missed my foot by inches...stupidly instead of covering myself...i stretched my arm out to soften the blow to the bike...duhhh...twisted wrist,scratched right upper fairing,cracked side mirror and broken signal light....shit

Fuck

Aihhh

Safety #1

2008-05-14T17:53:00.000+08:00

Riding a bike is like riding on a wild horse...it obeys you when you know how to treat it good and control it well...but let it off once and it can throw you off or even worse...but sometime being careful when riding is just ain't enough...some assholes can still take you out...here it's worse...with public taxis (angkot) and public motorcycle (ojek) scattered at every 3 minute interval and will stop anytime irregardless of whether they are 1/2 or in the whole road at a hint of a customer,you have to be really careful and focused at all time...i know ive my fairshare of near misses with this sorry state of a human but hey...no point bitching...just take precaution and add another 200% dosage and pray hard....

One point is to at least always try to cover ourselves with the upmost protection...the most best protector a rider could get is leather...leather usually made out of thick skin hide...thick is good...especially when your arse is grinding on the asphalt,tarmac...and being thick..it'll at least save your skin during impact on shart objects ie glasses,metal etc...but it also have some disadvantages...thick equals hot especially on asian's climate...making it sometime unbearable to wear at all time...and its immobility especially during city transit...and dont forget the price...real leather cost a small plutonium...real branded made leather outfit cost a bomb...last time...its cheaper now and are considered affordable that it was made mandatory equipment for motorcyclist in some country...

I for one agree on this...I agree that leather is the best protection against road rash and watnot...I also agree that no amount of leather can protect you if your ride recklessly...but it'll at least save some part of you from becoming a history of a road...So I try to equip myself with as much leather as possible...being ~~fat~~ large it's hard to get a good leather jacket or pants....still looking for them though...but I gotten myself a pair of leather handgloves with carbon fibre reinforcement on the knuckle area...snazzy but fits the needs too...costed like SGD55 when I bought them in Spore...

On sunny day,my fingers are sweating inside...and the duration when breaking in the new leather felt like an eternity...my hand swollen on the first 2 days...but its all good now...leather have been broken in it's now felt more like a part of my hands instead of a wood...it has a protector on the wrist area...glove enable your hand to move forward but not backward...and limited side to side movement...its thick enough so that you can grip the funbar comfortably for longer period...

I give this glove 4 out of 5

Pros :- Protect skin and fingers from road rash
- Protect wrist from bending and broken/fracture
- Comfortable due to thickness to grip throttle

Cons :- Have to be broken in.Broken in process is torture
- Warm after sometime due to Asian climate
- Cause immobility for city usage ie hitting the horn button/signal switch

Spreading Em Wings.

2008-05-13T10:20:00.000+08:00

Hmmm...im trying my best to post as frequent as possible....*cross finger*

Past week was different from the rest...where usually its just plain work then sleep...now ive new things to do...new activities to look forward to...cos I (I mean we) just started a new cliks...a team to be exact.

BHC (Bintan Honda Community)

We started out with 16 bikes + 20 riders.After a few meeting it was a damn hard decision to come out with the team's name.Reason because we want this club to be members oriented with Members for Club and not Club for Members mentality.Try deciding a name from 20 people you get the pics.Not forgetting the frequent disturbance from the girls walking past...if you have 20 dicks in a place it only takes 2 set of breast to make things run off course.

So yeah...I was appointed Leader/Advisor as almost none of them ever joined a club.With the past experience with HCOC,Teamrice and currently Unrest,I decided to give BHC a go.The pros and cons from HCOC and Teamrice was taken into account to ensure that we only take the sweet fruit and throw out the seeds.So far its been goin great.

Most of the members are also part of the yard's workers.From welders to fitters to foremen.Some are from the TNI AL (Navy) and some are Polres (Police).So basically we are covered ahahhahahah...

Also I was appointed as the Treasurer...as all of them don't dare to hold on to large sum of money in fear or accidental use or lost/missing.

We scouted for the best shop that could give us a good deal in the team's uniform.We are in the midst of coming out with a logo and watnot.Still trying to figure out which and what logo works best.Im thinking of stealing a bit from this Jap logo but I cant remember..JAF or JFA or something...round circle bit....emm emmmm

Most of the members are part of the underground fella who frequent the local nite joints of Endo,Wheelie and just plain burning rubber so the vision of this club is to educate and practice safe free style club.The boys are training hard cos on this 25th May there will be a free style event by Yamaha and we are trying to enroll ourself...to promote our team and show them boys (and especially girls) that we can do it...most of the free style events are run (and controlled) by the smaller capacity bikes...mostly scooters and city zippers...hardly bigger bikes come into play...mostly just keep it and dont want to put their bigger bike in danger i think...but it's different...BHC members are willing to thrash,smash and slash their bike in the pursuit of their own dreams and goals...of course trying hard not to crash ahhaha....

Stoppie or Endo is normal...3 members can perform...being Dollah is the best...still in highschool he has the highest rear end lift from the rest...

Extreme Endo is the masterpiece by Apit...his rear is not as high as Dollah but he's doing it between the crotch....

Wheelie at the moment only held by Safrul...being that he's the only bike that is modified to give it that extra torque needed to lift the front heavy bike....the rest are still considered normal stock engine bike....I was only the 2nd bike with a modded engine but due to my weight and the bike...I dont want to trash my bike...cos it'll be freaking expensive and stupid too....why?I tried it 2 days ago...rev it high and dump the clutch...the front lifted bout 45 degress (me think) then I give and go some gas to maintain it...only for that 1 second i manage...after then i lost balance and bike started to lopside to the left...automatically i give in to the right and it started dancing...didnt manage to slowly land the bike..it went twhack and dropped on the right side...damn...i broke the suspension's seal and broke my end bar weight....costed SGD65 to replace...i also cut my leg on the footpeg a bit...shit...thats enuff stunting for me...now im just donating my skill of burning rubber...ahahhahaha...since my tyres are the fattest...it also churns out the most smokes....AHAHHAHAHAHAHA....so maybe our idea of a burn out is to incorporate petrol to the hot rubber...making the burn out...with burning out...get it?ahhh shaddap...

Surfing is held by Samsul and Ahmad...Ahmad just crashed the bike 5 days ago when he lost balance...he dropped like a mango but his bike just continued rolling and dropped into a big longkang smashing his front side up...hahahahah...his bike stayed 4 days in the workshop while rider rest up...10mins after bike completed he continued surfing on...great dedication this dude have...

So yeah...also im trying to learn as much as possible about the bike...i tend to read a lot on the web about people modding their bikes...and most of the time they install/run it themselves...good example is this one

Click Link

He owns a 2006 CBR and install all the goodies and watnot by himself...way cool...so on the weekend i started my ambition...seeing that the rear sprocket is loose...i decided its high time to change the rubber bearing...my god...10mins after starting i already started regretting...getting the bike on the paddock stand is hell....me trying to lift a 170kg bike...placing the stand using my left feet...jialat...crank open the centre wheel hub bearing....taking out the chains of the sproket...jacking the wheel off...jacking the wheel back on becos i forgotten to unscrew the rear calipers...shit...first hour was use to figuring out how to take off the rear wheel....ahhahaha...i sweated like a pig dy...after managing to fiddle it out...open up the wheel hub and found out that the rubber bearing has shrunken...making it loose and sprocket moving about...it was an original Aprilia bearing and Indonesia dont sell them here...luckily a colleague was schedule to return on the afternoon so i called the bugger and managed to score some....2pm the sparepart arrive and back to work...replaced the old one with the new and relube to bearing...installing it was a bitch to as ive to lifted the wheel while shoving the wheel rod in...making sure that the calipers are locked in place...re-lube the chain...adjusting the tension...not to loose not to tight either...it must be done when im on the bike...DOohh...so yeay...i changed my first bearing...bikes is smoother and less noisy...i also crack open my exhaust and replace the glasswool fibre...bassy noise is back...hahahahah

So yeah....

Love me bike...

Bye

Late Late Late Update

2008-05-02T13:57:00.000+08:00

Dear God....terribly sorry all my fans...hahahahahah didnt know people would start nghomel due to my laziness....hehehehehe

Again...I was so fuggin busy lately...with work,personal life and all...had a mental meltdown last month and just dropped to the ground...was transported to the hospital and released an hour later after the docs finished up with me...emmm BP went VTEC'ed making me giddy and lost my centre of gravity...quite amazed at how my boys could carry me down a floor to the car though....ahahhahahah dinner on me boyz...

So yeahh....mental breakdown aint funny...suddenly the chest felt small and i start gasping for air...no no...its not a heart attack...i just hyperventilated thats all...

New projects are coming in already...bigger vessel equals to bigger stresses...seeing that it belongs to the DNV which we all know that those swedish bugger likes nothing more but quality quality and quality...it means that all my focus now have to be twice as much compared to others such as Maersk or TransOcean...aihhhhh...slowly crawling...slowly crawling...

Personal life part nothing is new...im single again...it only took 1 day to destroy what i had for a month...quite suprisingly as she doesnt seem like one of those cheap bitches though...Never Judge A Book By It's Cover...can't say anything except pack your bags and make sure you leave the house before i got back home....aihhhh...

Hobby wise,after I low sided the bike when it's chain broke...the bike just doesnt felt the same anymore....it become squirmish...unpredictable during corners...decided to open her up again for a full check up when suddenly it all came about...when it lowsided...somehow either it smack into a rock or a stone got into the swingarm's rod...the thing broke into two...barely holding to the frame....crazy...imagine going 120kmh only to have your rear tyres detaching itself from you and the engine....brrr....after much scouting I hit a jackpot when an Custom friend offered me a contraband bike....an original Aprilia RS125...but no papers,no registration no nothing...only a bike...sold to me like Rp8million (RM1 = Rp3,450) you do the math....laymen's term its fucking cheap....so i snapped it off the compound and straight away started to cannibalize it....took me and my friend 5 day to modify it to fit into my bike's frame...sadly I cant use the Aprilia's beautiful banana swingarm as Aprilia's chain sproket was on the right side instead of mine on the left side...which means I've to grind of quite a portion of the swingarm to make way for the chain...not a good idea especially the bike will be top heavy...so I opt to trade it with a friend who happens to use a Suzuki FXR 150 and are looking for Aprilia's swingarm....we swapped and he added an extra Rp1mill for it...he was so happy he gave me his savings right away...aahhahahahah....i like making charity you know...bolted on nicely without much hesitation and force....front shocks are in need of a new seal though...i gutted aprilia's deltabox frame and welded it into mine...sayang the aprilia do not have any papers or else i'd just frankenstein my engine and put it into the RS125's frame....

After all is done...a new coat of paint to smoothen out the scratches that Tigy sustain during the fall and she's all brand new...ive replaced the underseat exhaust and re-install my Titanium exhaust...now everytime i lift off the throttle she started spitting blue flames...cool...but i dont think that's normal...have to re-tune the bike i think...ahahhahahahah....now im selling the engine and the rest of the things that doesnt make it into my bike...should at least covered half of my spending so it's good laa...ahahahhah

So yeah...sorry for not much of an updating but ive to get back to my sleep...siren goes of in 14mins...toodle doo

Woosaaa...

2008-03-16T10:37:00.000+08:00

Hmmmm….It’s Sunday morning and it’s raining cats and dogs outside.Why in hell did I even bother to got up from my comfy cold bed?Shit…it’s because one of my big project is scheduled to be lifted by the colossal Asian Hercules 18000MT that’s why.4 sub blocks consisting of lower and upper column meant for Maersk Deep Drilling Semi Submersible fucking off this island…what a relief….9 months of sweat and grit finally over….and once this mother were sent off this island…my leave will definitely be approved…ahhahahah

It’s been raining shits this past week….rain poured non stop…flash flood everywhere…lucky my bike in in the shop…no point having flashy bike if it got stuck in the mud or worse…low siding it while taking a turn or two…bebebebebebe
So yup…my bike is finally ready…today will be the auspicious date then.From a normal mundane A to B 2 wheel vehicle have been reborn with a nice slap on the ass.She’ll cry hopefully after I got off work so I can be there.

My earlier plan was to revamped it to a CBR600RR 07 but sense comes to me that the CBR mods would be to much.Which CBR600 accelerate from 0 – 100kmh in 9 sec?And which CBR600 would growl like a wolf?It’s a dead give away.My purpose of modification is so that people will have to scratch their heads figuring out what base model my mods were made off plus making it looked believable that maybe…just maybe I’m riding the real thing instead of conversion.So with the engine mods I’ve done….I could safely assume my bike could resemble the Italian workshorse…the Aprilia.

Off I went to Singapore to shop for Aprilia RS250 body and parts.Went here and there guided by my modificator Hendro.Suprisingly motorbike salvage shop is big.In Malaysia we have kedai potong kereta…in Spore they have kedai potong motor siot…From Harley to Ducati to even Hayabusa…all have been cut to pieces according to market demands and displayed for sucker petrol head like me to drool on.HAhahahahah.Yeap so there it was.A white based Aprilia RS250 full framed lying just behind a Suzuki’s frame smiling at me.And with a price tag of SGD800 for a full set consisting of fuel tank,rear frame,front frame,footsteps,speedometer and watnot…I am definitely smiling back.Cash got transferred and item was packed.Funny part was with the damn Indonesian rules and bloodsuckers…they convinced me it’s better to smuggle it out instead of bringing it thru Custom checkpoints.So of we went to hire some thug…errr tugboats bringing in fish from Indon to bring my item upon their return journey.Two days later…BAMMMM…Ah Peh Rih Li Yah in Bintan yoo

Work starts of by dismantling my already koyak bodyparts (due to modifications after modifications and more modifications).All that is left is the frame and engine.First thing we did was to cut out the rear piece frame to make place for Aprilia’s frame which would ensure my heavy butt would break anything.TIG welding all the way and being an experience welding inspector that I am,I verified that the welding is top notch…AHhahaha

Monoshock suspension was also relocated so that the spring rate would be harder to sustain me.Hooray…no more cases of bottoming out which is fucking dangerous in the bike world.

Honda GL was meant to be used with a maximum rear tyre width of 120 but that’s for pussies you know…since I shoved a 160 series tyre instead,Ive to do some modifications on the front gear so that the chain will be move outwards and not grinding the side of my precious tyre.

Next crucial modification is the front fork suspension.I first opt to replace it with Aprilia’s Upside Down suspension fork but seeing that the road condition here is bad and the road leading to the shipyard is dusty and sometime muddy Ive to re-thinks about it.Upside down is a delicate piece of suspension and dust will definitely breaks it and seeing that most bikes here and below 250cc using telescopic,it would be better to use telescopic just in case it needs of service I know spareparts is abundant with equally good skilled worker.So Aprilia Upside Down was scraped and in comes the TZR250 telescopic.Its 38mm tube compared to GL’s 34mm is certainly better.Doesnt looked to small and can take a good beating from all the brakings.

Brake section is where you would see the most updates.Off with the MotoGP style GigaDisk and replace with Aprilia’s stock disk.Aprilia’s 380mm would be more that sufficient to stop the bike.I opting for the double disk but my sifu said it’s not advisable as I am using a 4 pot caliper.The braking will be too strong and seeing that I’m still a noobie I might crash the bike underbraking or worse…It’ll be more for aesthetics rather than functionality…expensive so ok laa…single disc first…maybe in the future.So of my front rim to undergo a minor surgery to redo the bracket for the Aprilia disc to hold to.1 week was used up as Bintan had problems with Oxygen supplies??Fuck

The rear swingarm I used was good…just fugly…since it’s still in good condition I sent it for a total refurbish and added a stabilizer bar from CBR and made some small touch up to make it looked nicer and different.UHhuhuhuuhhu

The hard part was fitting the Aprilia’s fueltank to Honda’s frame.Since Aprilia base frame was hold into place by it’s Deltabox which have room in the centre unlike mine which have one large bracing.So the tank have to be custom to make a small valley in the middle for the bracing to sit in.5 days to undergo this shit as Aprilia’s petrol tank is made of FRP instead of metal/aluminium which Im hoping that in case of an accident it wont rip apart.But I was told byt Aprilia owners who did had some Asphalt Foei Gras that they tank only scratch but not torn or ripped apart.Unlike other bike which will definitely give you some nice signatures and some kisses on the metal tank.Plus it’s friggin light.

Exhaust system was fully customed as I always wanted a centre piece system.So off it goes my Nobi Full Titanium exhaust and in goes the custom one.How I wish Jaafar would open his shop here.Machines were limited so getting the pipes to bend and twist like I wanted is hell.I changed the severity of the mods.This is by far the hardest shit to do it makes the fueltank mods looked like feeding milk to cats.After completed I ordered some thermo wrap and wrap it nice and tightly (Sorry Hezz,looks like Im canceling the ThermoWrap you mentioned earlier).It tooked me 3 hours and a itchy arms and legs.Fuck I forgotten about the fibres inside.I would definitely want to try out the massive configurations of 1” to 2” to 1.5” exhaust pipe.Hopefully it won’t sap much of the energy.For motorcycles too many bends means more torque less topspeed which is what I need.I need torque like Napy needs to get laid.

For colour scheme I opted to go Moriwaki as it’s a Honda and they have nice design.Ive gone thru a lot of design.Some from my modder and some I did myself from photoshop.So at the moment I’m going CandyBlue tone first.Later on perhaps I’ll go Moriwaki.I really wanted a bright orange (those highliters Stabilo type) but it’ll be a real bitch to maintain and the colour fades fast.So baby blue it is.

AHahhahahaha….can’t wait to ride the bike again.At the moment I am holding the extreme modification in this island…I think…Custom undertail exhaust system with original parts.No fiberglass was used in the body.Custom Swingarm and monoshock arrangement.Custom paintjob.Waiting to get my hands on a H1 and H3 HID and Im all Bling Bling Biatch….AHAHAHHAHAHA

I’ll be coming in on the 19th March so those who missed me ensure that you don’t miss me this time around.I’ll be in Malaysia until 22nd Saturday cos Sunday I’ll be jetting off again to Indon.

See you when I see you.

Yours Truly
250cc Rempitz

For Em Birds

2008-03-01T08:10:00.000+08:00

Bustin People's Chop Here.Fuckers Not Doing As Per Specification

Damn...I am so really do not have the time to blog as frequent as I had hoped for.Projects comes after projects...Im so knackered right now.

My life at the moment is like a rerun of Friends of Astro.The same stuff after another after another with some commercial squeezed into it.Workwise and lovelife.

No no...This is Linda from Material Control Dept.

Another come another go.I just can't understand it.Am I so hard to be understood for?I dont ask for much.Being a capricorn we sometime just want to be alone and just not talk to anyone.Friends back home do understand that.I hope they do.I can just sit at my desk minding my own business without even saying a word the whole day.Sometime I just want to re-energize myself.But noooo....to women quietness means we are holding something.means that we've done something wrong and it is up to her to get to the bottom of it.End of the day when Im dog tired and all I wanna do is take a cold bath and eat some hot meal,when nagging starts the fight broke out.And sadly off you go.Haihhhh.....

B290 Jindal Helideck Ready For Blasting & Painting

Workwise people tend to play around my back.

Bored At Office.Bought A New Camera

They tend to act nice infront of you while they are talking behind you.I know.I know things that is happening.Heck I know someone is having and affair with one of the local worker in the office.I know that someone gave presents and money and stuff.And being a lil playboy that I am,I know these gifts doesnt comes free.Tits for tats you know.I have pics of em giving little pecks on the chicks...going karaoke using the VIP room that is dark and private.Ooooo I have it.

B281 Maersk Semi Submersible Lower/Upper Column

Money spent on a private eye is finally paying off.Fuck me and I'll fuck you back.Bring me down and I'll drag you down together with me but I'll make damn sure that I'll swing you beneath me to at least cushioning some impact.AHhahahaha.....I hold the ball bitch...watcha gonna do??

Inside : My Bike Outside : My Spare Bike

My bike is still at the modshop with it's final mods.Ive completely modded the engine.Theres nothing stock inside.From camshaft to valve to carb heck to even oversizing that bitch up.The engine is at it's optimal stage.Nothing for me to change there unless I broke it again.

Drag Bike.Modded To Ensure That Drinking Water Always Arrive Fast When Needed

So now Im doing a total conversion of the bike.Lets say its similar to wat Zul or Bobo done to their EK.From a Honda GL I am now converting it to an Aprilia RS250.

Emmmm...Its Like An EK3 To EK9 Only Lesser Wheels.

With custom swingarm and everything.Now its about 90% completed waiting for the deltabox to come from Singapore.And then painting and it's mine again.HUuhhuhuuhhu....being in this island there's not much modded bikes around like it would in Jakarta so I'll damn sure to turn heads wherever I go.Possible some tithead as well....Aahhahahahaha

Just got back from Singapore for renewal of my work permit.Spent 3 days there as the Indonesian Embassy took hold of my passport so I used that much time to go shopping and sightseeing.I admit I am a kampungman la ok.Im working for a Singaporean company yet Ive never been to the infamous Mustafa centre.My goodness its a damn good shopping place sial.All have from watches to cameras to PS3 to underwear to sari to hats to socks to bags and even chocolates.Emmm i know where Im heading to shop at Spore.I also visited the infamous Desker road which is also in the vicinity of Kelantan Lane and Jalan Besar.

Shop Till You Drop.

Singapore famous shopping strip for bikers.They cater most brands such as Sidi,Spidi,Alpinestar,AGV,R-Jays...its a good area to shop just like Sunway Mod Lane.I bought myself a drycell bike battery as Indon don't have drycell...well not a good one at least.Also bought myself a Sidi riding jacket with cost a small bombs but worth it as it also double as a raincoat with it's waterproof linings.A KNN open pod filter for my oversized carbs,a high temp flat black paint for my custom exhaust and stickers.Emmm stickers I like them.

Regina Shop.The One Stop Bike Shopping Mall.Highly Recommended.Like N1 Liao

Also last weekend was the first time I visited Geylang.Singapore's seediest area.Where you can 'cum' and visit mostly all Asian country at one night.So long you have the money though.Stayed at Hotel 81 the best budget hotel in Spore at Lorong 16.I vaguely remember the area but from what I know...

Lorong 16 - Transvestite (Napie's favourite) - Price Unknown

Lorong 14 - China (Hizam's favourite) - SGD100 for half n hour or 1 shot

Lorong 12 - Indon (Damn cheap Spore wise and damn expensive Indon wise) - SGD35 for 1 shot

Lorong 10 - Thai (Jason's favourite) - SGD50 for 1 shot.Comes with free bath

Lorong 8 - Vietnam and Phillipines (I dunno) - Price unknown

On Monday night there was a gangfight broke out some 100mm away from where I am.There I was sitting outside the hotel enjoying the night life when suddenly people shouting and chairs thrown.Next thing I know some poor sap got killed.If Im not mistaken a Chinese dude got whacked.So many people had gathered at the crime scene and 10mins later the police came and barricade the area.I think this must be Geylang's daily scene as opposite road people eating kuay teow like nobody's business.Only the bangla n myself so kepoh want to see.Gambling at the roadside like selling burger ramly.I almost thought I was at other place.I always thought Singapore is a country with police patrol 24hours and camera but prostitution,gambling,killing and terrorist are everywhere.So much for the hype.Its hard la ok.Humans are a bunch of rebellious primates we are.AHAHAHAHAH

Next day I went Sentosa for the first time in my life.Ive heard of it before from friends but never went there.

Tingg!!! Two Dollar Please

So ok loh...My friend fake his sickness to get an MC and off we go...Sentosa is much like Genting only hotter.Lots of Bule around.Tits galore...ahahhahaha I like.

Aint The Real One But Still It's A Merlion.

Visited the amphitheatre to watch birds monkey and snakes.

The Only Thing Larger Than Mine.Looks Gay Though...

Me and Mrs Eva's Promoting Our Fat Girl Slim Single Album

Walk walk see....nothing much.At least it's a SGD2 entry fee so no complain :) ...went alone so it sucks ok... :(

Im planning to go back Msia this 20th.Indonesia is having like an public holiday on the 20th and 21st and since its Thursday and Friday Im taking the liberty for a half day off on Wednesday and another half day on Saturday so I have like what 5 day off....AHAHahhahahah

Bore't

2008-01-11T18:21:00.000+08:00

1.Did you cry today?
No ler

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this
morning?
Wear my safety harness,put on my helmet,don my glass and go breakfast...

3. What made u happy today?
Haven't yet...

4. What was something that happened to
you in 1992?
UPSR coming up...

5. What is your Mom's Moms name?
Emm...Rokiah?

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Blue

8. What was the last thing you bought?
An oversized piston...

11. Where do you keep your money?
In a foreign country's bank account...

12. What was the weather like today?
Hot...and humid....

13. When was the last time you were hugged?
Every hour of the day I get hugged...

18. Are you very random?
Not sure....

19. Do you want to cut your hair?
Not now...

20. Are you over the age of 25?
Just turned...

22. Do you watch WRESTLING?
Last Tuesday

23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
Nope

24. Do you know anyone named daisy?
Not yet...

25. Do you make up your own words?
Yok Eeee

26. Are you ticklish?
Yesh

27. Are you typically a jealous person?
I can be if I want to...most of the time I'm too lazy to do it...

28. Favorite animal?
Pug...

30. Who's the last person to call you?
Some bitch...

31. What did he/she say?
Dunno...she just kept quiet...

32. Do you chew on your straws?
Sadly yes...

33. Do you have curly hair?
Downstairs...

34. What is the next concert you're going to?
I wanna go to Mild Live Concert in Jakarta ler...

35. Where did you go today?
Site and other site...

37. What is something you say a lot?
Fuckin Hell...

39. Have you seen the movie 'Donnie Darko'?
Is it a porn movie?

40. Do you have to work tomorrow?
Yes...I work 7 days a week....

43. What should you be doing right now?
Ride to the sunset back home to someone who gives a damn...

44. Do you have a nickname?
Ndut...

45. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Not really....

46. What are you listening to?
My psycho colleague singing 'I Just Wanna Say I Love You'

47. What was the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Hmmm...come to think of it,Bintan do not have a cinema...Have to go Batam...

48. Do you like anyone right now?
Yeah...but she's kinda like dating my colleague so keeping my distance...

49. When was the last time you did the dishes?
5 months ago...I got room service remember....

50. Name someone who made you smile today?
Ivy

Bitchin

2008-01-07T13:08:00.000+08:00

Hmmm…I’m officially have managed to live past 25 years in this world full of hypocrites,sadist,sexist,protagonist,racist…its nice.

First off , Happy Belated Birthday to Marie which falls coincidently a day before mine.Sorry couldn’t celebrate it with you back home.How’s my birthday?Practically alone…well I couldn’t say I’m totally alone…there were the incident of 2 on 1 but emotionally…alone…haihhhh….

Woke up on Sunday morning…err…afternoon actually to get something to eat when all the hotel workers and friends jumped out from the reception desk and threw cakes at my face.I don’t get that tradition.Why waste a perfectly good chocolate face and shove it at my face.Unless of course there’s a hot girl gonna lick it all off my face then I can’t wait.Hair all greasy and icing up my nose.But I’m grateful for it.It’s great.

Had my first threesome experience :P..I know I know I was supposed to keep my dick inside the cage but c’mon ler…I missed New Year Super Special there’s no way I’m missing my own 25th birthday.AHAHHahah…I love em lesbian…there’s nothing hotter than convincing two lesbian lovers to kiss each other and inviting me to join in the fun…AHHAHAHAHAHA….I love my 25th birthday

Happiness was short lived when on Sunday morning while on my ritual morning gumball,all of the sudden the machine starts to sputter to a stop and white smokes came out from my Titanium exhaust…DAMNNNN…AAAAAAAAAAA….shove it on top of a pickup truck to my workshop and performed an autopsy on the engine.Aihh there’s only little engine oil left in the pan and because of that,the piston gotted so hot it seized.Piston and internal scratched bad.I’ve to replaced quite a number of things gasket,a valve bended as it hits the seized piston,the whole shebang…Good news is I now have a reason to bore the bitch up and shove in larger piston AHAHHAHAHA…let’s see how it goes.

Its been a long time since I blogged,mostly because I don’t have that much free time as I used to.Plus there’s not much things going on with my life really.But one thing that has always kept me thinking.Boys and girls.Why?

Let say Boy like Girl and confess to her his undying love.Girl ask for time before she could answer Guy’s love.2 months past.4 months past still no answer.Guy again approached the Girl again saying his feeling for her.Girl still asked for more time.Guy respects the Girl’s decision for some time and gives in.Guy walks around and saw Girl with Dude.Guy was pissed and confronted Girl asking about Dude.Girl said that Dude is just a friend.Guy know something was up and Guy still believes Girl.Guy let it go and still pursue Girl.

A few weeks later,again Guy was shopping around in a nearby mall when Guy saw Girl again with Dude.Guy was ballistic but he kept his cool and the next morning Guy set up a trick question to see Girl’s honesty.Girl answered that Girl was at home with Mom.Bitch.

Guy finally blurted everything out that Guy saw Girl and Dude numerous time of different occasion on different location.Girl still denies having anything with Dude and they’re just friends.Guy becomes more and more agitated cos Girl is taking Guy as some stupid sucker and Guy let one out.Girl slapped Guy saying that Guy don’t understand Girl’s feeling.Guy said Fuck You.

Guy celebrated his birthday alone pondering on his past.Guy’s up and down when suddenly Girl called.Guy picked the phone and see it’s Girl calling him.Guy buat bodoh.Girl called 8 times and still Guy won’t budge.Girl sms apologizing if she had done mistake.Guy replied sarcastically.Girl replied asking whether they can still be friend.Guy never replied that sms.

Next morning Guy walk past Girl’s friend when he overheard Friend talking bout him.Apparently Guy is now considered and arrogant asshole because not wanting to be friend with Girl. WHAT THE FUCK

If a girl had shat on a guy’s face and girl apologize asking to be friends and we rejected that – We guys became a Asshole

If a girl had shat on a guy’s face and girl apologize asking to be friends and we accepted that – We guys became a Stupid Asshole

If a guy had played with a girl and we asked to be friends with the girl – We guys became a Fucking Bastard.

If a guy had played with a girl and we asked to be friends with the girl and the girl rejected – We guys will have our face pasted all over the wall with the caption “Asshole of the Year”.

Man this is stupid.Whatever we do we’ll still be on the losing side.No matter what.For me? I Longggggg Careeeee.I’d fuck everyone till I found a decent girl that respect me as much as I respect her,get married,have children and die old.Until then,Im giving all girls crabs and herpes from my little hamster…AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

I am so EMO right now.

Taa~

A 21whp Later

2007-12-17T15:41:00.000+08:00

Hmmm...i know i know...ive been blogging a lot about my bike.It just came out yesterday officially after 2 weeks at the workshop.Everything went in perfectly and running in smoothly.Now the bikes doesn't only looks great but have the power to walk the walk.Awesome.A flick of the wrist sent flames outta the exhaust and catapult me.Well not like a GSX-R1 but still.I love it.Until I find a way to stuff a turbocharger in it ehehhehehe.

Life is so fucked up at the moment.Wasted a week driving here and there trying to organize a simple romantic dinner,with bouquet of roses and a special present for her birthday on Sunday but on Friday I heard a news from her best friend who accidentally splurted out her dark secret.Damn bitch is also going out with her supplier as well.I guess the bitch's darkside had finally emerge.She'll bring her fucking pussy to wherever there's money.Fucking whore.I don't fucking hate her for that.I fucking hate her cos she was so damn good at hiding shits from me and I fucking hate myself for giving her all that trust.All the shit wasted and my deposits are burnt to crisp.FUCKK.Well that's that.No point crying over a slut ehh.Time to move on then.

Hari Raya Haji is around the corner.Don't have plans.Not coming back Malaysia ler until February.So maybe take the bike up to Tg Uban again to test how she rides now.New powercurves and fat tyres plus upgraded brake system.Should be good.Please god don't let me crash the bike.2 weeks without the bike is like torture.I remember the last good torture I had was when I sent Cookie to Amoil for an engine transplant.Aahhahahaha.I remember I shot Amoil in ZTH and the next day Jacky came up and confronted me.Crazy fucks.

Neway planning to celebrate Hari Raya,Christmas and New Year here in Bintan.Plus I couldn't afford to take leave as lots of work need to be done and I'm running out of paid leave ehehehhe.

Neway keep the rubber side down and knee side at the curb.

Emo Mode

2007-12-15T12:28:00.000+08:00

Aihhh...

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew."
"Nothing hurts more than realising she meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to her."
"Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult."
"I dont miss her, I miss who I thought she was."
"I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me- I’m going to smile."
"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
"One day you will love me as I loved you, one day you will think of me as I thought of you, one day you will cry for me as I cried for you, one day you will want me but I won't want you."
"I'm trying really hard not to cry over you because every tear is just one more reminder that I don't know how to let you go."
"I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you."
"If she's truly yours...in the end she'll still be there. But if somehow she starts slipping and falling away, don't catch her. Then she'll notice the mistake she made, and it will truly be her loss."
"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next."
"As you left and said your good-byes you forgot to tell my heart how to live without you."
"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me..."
"Don't let someone be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option..."

Tease

2007-12-15T08:17:00.000+08:00

Fly High

2007-12-10T16:12:00.000+08:00

It's been a long 7 days since Tigi went in the workshop for stage 3 mods.All internals jobs are based for daily/race usage.Things done are :-

Started Tigi up and it sounded like a bitch having an orgasm.Damn...I can hear the carburettor hissing for air...shit..Since I've replace the valve and valve springs now I could rev up till the end of the line which is about 13,000rpm..but of course I've to re-learn the torque curve...no point rev so high if power output diminish at about 10,000 innit?Fueling went up,ignition went up,air went up...everything went up so I've to replace the CDI or I could end up with a blown engine...so in goes a customize programmable CDI brought and tuned by a dude from Batam...now the bike sounded very different...more bassy more oomphh...Yesterday morning when he re-tuned the bike and kept on revving it...the bike kept on spitting flames...which is slightly rich on fuel but dunno ler...Im a racer not a tuner :PSo now the bike is still in the workshop for some chassis strengthening job...perhaps maybe have to order a custom make Deltabox or something...but at the moment whatever weld will be added... Im so full of things in my mind I don't know what to post...bahhhh....

Catch up later ler...writer's block

Conversion

2007-12-04T08:11:00.000+08:00

Well that's that...my stuff from Jakarta and Thailand had arrived to my workshop here in Kijang and first thing yesterday morning was to drop Tigi off for her complete transformation..things arrive are :-

1.PWK28 Carburettor Kit - Standard carb' venturi is about 24

2.Racing Cam (Thailand) - Replacing the stock cam

3.Other Racing Internals - Same as above

4.Monoshock Swingarm - Replacing the stock dualshock swingarm which also enables for a bigger size tyres

5.Brembo 4 pot caliper set (Front) - Replacing the stock 2 pot braking system

6.Brembo 2 pot caliper set (Rear) - Replacing the stock drum brake

7.YSS Adjustable Monoshock Absorber - Replacing the Yoshimura Twin Absorbers

8.Metzeler 160/80/17 Rear Tyres and Bridgestone Battlax 100/80/17 Front Tyres
9.Port Polishing the Intake and Exhaust

10.Programmable CDI Engine Management

11.XP Andrion Racing Coil and Cable set

12.DID Racing Chain

13.Underbone Footstep Yoshimura

14.Single Line Throttle Grip

15.Strenghtening The Chassis/Body

16.Uprated Front Shockbreakers

Emm Emmm....See How I'll Update This Shit As Soon As It's Completed.

She is....

2007-11-27T15:59:00.000+08:00

Too charming to be ignored...
Too unforgettable to be forgetten...
Too lovely to hate...
Too wise to be arguing with...
Too delicate to be left behind...
Too sad to be remembered...
Too hopeless to be hoped for...
Too far to be able to reach...
Too perfect for the unperfect me...

She's just...being herself...

Damn...

Bike Tour 25/11/2007

2007-11-26T12:24:00.000+08:00

This morning I woke up with one big ass sore on my right butt cheek and left hand.Nonetheless I was satisfied.No no not because I had a rough kinky sex yesterday night.But because I just went for my first touring in Bintan.

On Saturday after a long week of stressful job,I decided to call the Sunday off.And seeing that I seldom had Sunday’s off,I then decided that it would be a great idea to take the bike to Tanjung Uban some 120km away from Tanjung Pinang where I have made it my 2nd home here.

So on Saturday at 1500hrs,blitz back to Tg Pinang,took a nice cold shower and pack things up.Standard necessary touring things are :-

Torchlight
Med Kit
Tubeless Repair Kit
Bicycle Pump
Panadol
Grease
Handgloves
Anti Mist Spray
Raincoat

But seeing that all this things would create a burden while riding,decided to bring just the necessities and Rp2,000,000 just in case.Started the journey at 1600hrs.Met a few intermediate corners.Took the first few corners with ease.After confidence ran high then only taking them at about 90kmh to 100kmh with knees out and everything.The bike was magnificent all out.Enough grunt to take it around the bend and stable enough thru corners.Did managed to overshot the corners 4 time mind you.Riding a bike thru bends requires full concentration.You’ve to look out for any signs of sand/wet patches.Didn’t help that even bus take the corner like a banshee though.I think I swallowed my own testicle a couple of time.The road to Tg. Uban reminds me a lot of Ulu Yam.A whole 1 ½ hours of left and right bends.GILAAAAA LAYANNN….Stop at the Lagoi junction for a rest as my fingers already starting to get numb.Ate an early dinner accompanied by a local cewek.Sad she has to work early the next morning if she would have joined us to Tg Uban.Damn…Continued journey and by this time the skies had turned dark as night falls.This time around how I wish I could install a HID headlight to the bike as Im struggling to see the road as fog had started to creep in.The road took us thru jungle reserve so its quite scary.I won’t want any legless chick to jump on me bike you see ahahahahhaha.

Arrived Tg Uban at about 8pm.First thing first is to start looking for a hotel to stay in for the night.Stayed at Wisma Pesona near the town centre.Price is freaking cheap according to me la kan.A nice modern hotel better than the 2 other hostel I went.Cockroaches the size of a kitten god damn.

Took a shower and had dinner.After that rode around town and met a few locals.Nice township as it opens quite late unlike Tg Pinang where most shop closes at 8pm.

Right infront the hotel where Im staying also happens to be the local circuit for Mat Rempit and Minah PanBers hang out.Entertaining but comparing them with our local Rempit’ers they still a long way behind.Ehehehheeheh.

Next morning woke up early to continue the journey.First agenda was to wash the bike to make it squeaky clean as Im planning to look for some location for a good photo-op.Riding thru the small country road we first arrived at Sakera Beach.A small location with white sands,blue water and lots of tourist.Hard to find a spot where there’s little people around.Won’t like to attract unwanted attention.Parked the bike and had a little coconuts and Otak Otak.Then comes out the camera and click click click.Satisfied that I had some good photos,we then went a few kilometers ahead at some Kelong Restaurant as from afar I could see a good photo-op of endless ocean and nice cliff.So again snap snap snap.Got chased by the security as the area was suppose to be off limit.I lied that I didn’t see the sign so he let us go with a stern warning.

Continue the ride we then head to Lagoi where the infamous Nirwana Beach Resort is located where the sand is whiter than white and the water is bluer than blue.Also not forgetting that Americans/French/Russian chicks like to come down and get some colours.With teeny weeny polka dots bikini we soon realized that we are overdressed.Men wearing Speedo trunks and chicks wearing bikinis while Im wearing windbreaker,jeans,shoes,bike gloves.It doesn’t take long before security come and told me to wipe the saliva off my mouth and state my reason for standing there that old bugger.So feeling unwanted we soon left Nirwana with a hard on.On the way back home rode thru Trikora.If you still remember I last blogged about Trikora.The day I went with my dream girl.Aihhh…*Gatot sial

Past Trikora we soon reached Kawal where again the infamous Otak Otak and Tapai is sold.Packed some and head back home.By the time I reach my hotel,the watch is showing 1834hrs.Damn tired.Sore back.Still wet after got hit by Pinang infamous afternoon rain.But again…Damn satisfied.

Total journey – 351km
Total spent – Rp650,000 (RM260)
Total chick – 1 ABG
Total Fun – 5 out of 5

Next touring?Gunung Pinang or Puncak Cermin perhaps.But Puncak Cermin have to bring girls and go at nite as we could see the whole island from up there.

Cheers

Stage 1

2007-11-10T15:53:00.000+08:00

Hmmm...here's the updated progress of the modjob....quite impressive job I must say...money well spent...since the body arrived from a freight in Jakarta way way earlier that I planned...decided to kick it a notch and start installing it first...2nd phase would involve the engine...
Now I need some time to properly choose a sportrim to closely match the design of the fairing.Also need to choose between 18" or 17". 17" makes the bike looks packed but that also means Ive to chucked out my 2 month's old tyres and buy a new one...danggg.....

Cheers

Wheelie

2007-11-09T14:00:00.000+08:00

Hmmm...nothing new really...just simple mundane life...still having a hard time getting to know girls due to workload...how to go woo at girls when 6.30am im out to office and 7pm im heading back home...by the time i got home im so friggin tired that i usually doze off right after a nice cold shower....aihhh so sad...

Ive been complaining about the petrol back in Msia...how the standard premium one is 97ron and VPower is 98 (issit?)...but apparently shits got way worse down here in Indonesia...the standard premium is 82ron and Pertamax (similar to VPower) is 92ron...damnnn....friggin low...price range?

Premium - 82ron - Rp4500 a litre
Pertamax - 92ron - Rp7300 a litre

How the fuck am I suppose to raise my compression with such low rons?I'll be frying my piston for fuck sake!!

Aihhh

Planning to start the first stage of mod sometime this weekend.

Performance :-

2 Stroker Carburettor (PK28 or PKW28) - Rp 1.3million
Racing Pilot Jet - Rp 400,000
Racing Cam - Rp 670,000
Racing Coil - Rp 145,000
Racing Plug - Rp 90,000
Racing Plug Cable - Rp 140,000
CDI (Emanage on this bike world) - Rp 450,000
Extra 2 teeth for the rear sprocket - TBC
Racing Wheel Chains - Rp 670,000
Port Polish Intake Exhaust - TBC
Bigger piston (62mm to 70mm) - Rp 450,000
Full Flange Exhaust system - Rp 1.4 million
Bigger brake disc - Rp 700,000
2 pot caliper for the front and 1 pot caliper for the rear - Rp 1.6million
Fatter Tyres...currently on Front 90/100/18 Rear 120/80/18 - Rp 1.3million
New clutch pad (Preferably Semi Race) - Rp 670,000
New suspension kit (Adjustable Hard/Soft) - Rp 1.1million

Basically all this shit will set me back about Rp10 million total...roughly about RM1.9K

And then...

Body Styling :-
CBR600RR full set - SGD2000 (Rp 12 million)
Installation - Rp 5 million
Paint - Rp 2 million
Misc - Rp 3 million

So totalling about Rp 22 million plus Performance department about Rp 33million.

Dang...

A CBR600RR in Jakarta cost about Rp 145 million...so ok ler...but with Rp 33 million I could buy 2 spare bikes...shit...still thinking still thinking...

Ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah

Ciao la nak tidor

2 Wheeled Madness

2007-10-31T13:45:00.000+08:00

Dang...I am trying my best to at least blog once a week but its a very hard thing to do nowadays...especially since now I got 10 eyeballs ogling at my ass...aihhh....

New things have been happening since I last blogged...Started the mods on Tigey...i know i know just because the bike is called Honda Tiger doesnt mean I could give it a nickname of Tigey...still havent figure out what name to give to it...Cookie got it's nickname after some few years innit...ahhahahaha....

Well...already started with the internals of the engine to give it that extra oomph and kick on 1st and 2nd...the rest?No point going so freaking fast seeing the most perfect road here is similar to USJ 1 mainroad...bumpy as hell and lots of sand...speaking of which I almost bang into this stupid guy driving an Unser...

Riding a bike is definitely not the same as driving a car...with a bike...we are more fragile...a simple patch of sand could send us flying thru trees...a simple rain could make the bike squirming like Ah Fai's A31 Cefiro...which what happen...all of the sudden...this dude came out from a junction without checking other road users (myself)...obviously our natural instinct is to grab hold of the brake and slammed it...but my natural instinct is so used to Cookie's that I locked the rear wheel...I did wonder why the heck is the rear end so loose and the rev dropped then only I realised that it had locked and Ive to let go of my right foot...I tell you by the end of the drama...I am merely a camshaft away from proving my mum right about riding bikes....geezz...

Anyway...Single life sucks...its been 3 months since I became jomblo...of course with a bike its easy for me to go out and look for chicks...but I dont know why...it feels like Im bored of the bf/gf stage...instead of looking for some gf...I am most definitely looking it from a different perspective...a wifey material...and Im still 24 years old god damn it...aihhh...I dont know what stage I am...but Im definitely would like to mee someone that I could bring home to and feed my minions...weird...

Ouh damn...there goes the siren...guess back to all the metals and weld then...sorry could blog much or post pics...later la

Cheerio

Remp It

2007-10-12T23:27:00.000+08:00

Finally a good RnR...been back home since Wednesday/Thursday and first thing I did was yumcha with the dudes...saw Jais's S204 and it was freaking sweet...sounded like a VTEC though...wtf....didnt slept at all that nite...0530hrs sent Hezz to LCCT since he's flying to Sabah for Raya....emm emmm...went back to sent the Camry for Balik Kampung service when 'she' called...told her that I was at the workshop when she went to emo mode saying that I love the car more than human?wtf....had to ffk Marie as I had to babysit my sister's baby since mum is busy cooking rendang for raya...Sorry Marie...slept the whole day and continued thru the whole nite as I was totally kecapekan...dangg

Went Raya shopping with Hady who is now officially my Fashion Advisor...did picked up some good clothing...a windbreaker/raincoat that matches my bike's colour :P...and also a complete tracksuit for those hip hop session wtf....bought a pair of jeans as I had always wanted to get one but I just dont seem to look good in one...now I know that I need to get a dark colour instead of normal Levi's blue...and different cuts make different looks...amin....luckily I found a shirt that was made to looked like a baju melayu....so I bought it and now I have a baju melayu for raya...hoorahhhh....just got back from a family gathering at my granma's house in Ampang...almost blew up her neighbour's house after a mislaunch from my Super Black Rocket....luckily the thing flew up just barely enough to detonate right on top of their house leaving a deafening boom and a shower of sparks....rocked the whole neighbourhood with that shit...ahahhahahah

A lot had happened since I last blog...yeah I know got my own supervisor who keeps on my ass...I cant even check the internet without having his head right beside mine...the fella knows where to sit I tell you...right smack behind my butt....next time Im gonna let one rip and let him knows who fart the smelliest...eemm hmmm...

I bought a bike though...lol...shhhh...dont tell my mum...she'll go berserk if she knew....A Honda Tiger...A good 2006 GL200D model....ported block increasing the capacity slightly above the stock model making it went thru the 250cc region....so now its a 250cc 4 Stroke Vibrator....After raya I'm gonna open the block again...port polish it...replacing the stock carburettor to a NSR 2 Stroke carb giving me loads more raw power...after completed the engine mods gonna get me a complete set of fairings and forks/monoshocks....im going for the MotoGP look...a Honda RC211V that is....you see...this bike of mine is considered a 'naked bike'...no fairing...its like a Touring Bike...I dont like that you see...i hated it looks....engine bare naked...extractor hanging...I like mine tucked unseen....so yeah....not sure how much it'll cost a grand total and how long it takes but Im giving this project a 2 month's period...hmmm I think I share with you my plan...

Stock Honda GL200D (Tiger 2006)

AHHAHAHA...the only left untouched is the main frame and the engine....

Chuck out the front and rear suspension replacing it with a superbike's set...monoshock rear and larger forks up front...also chucking out is the 18" rims to be swapped with a MotoGP lookalike rims...perhaps a 17" but with a wider dish to enable me to go perhaps 180 series tyres....and perhaps a 120 series for the front and some serious rubber...also changing is the single piston brake to a dual piston (L/R) with racing pads....for the rear the standard Hanging Suspension will be replaced with a Kawasaki KRR? monoshocks??After all is done in comes the exhaust system which I have made up my mind with...either a new one or custom one from straight piping so that it'll end up at the tail similar to Ducati's....

In comes the custom fibreglass fairing...complete from side to rear...not sure whether keeping it twin seater or following strict MotoGP style as a single rider bike....mana pulak nak letak cewek2 nanti...ahaks...

So yeah...thats basically it...simple one ler...no massive mods as I use the bike to and from work...just making it slightly bigger so it wont look small when Im on top....wtf....

Its been a long time since I fiddled with Adobe Photoshop but I think 1 year or Computer Graphic Diploma sure does pay....hahahahaha....

Well...Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri to all my muslim comrades...I manage to fast at least half a month...ok ok so its nothing to be proud off and I know some of you will be like 'Ahhh melayu macam nih laa... or Budak Islam rosak...but fuck laa...at least Im trying....

Besok balik kampung...Monday balik Indonesia untuk beraya rumah bakal bakal mak mertua...ahhahahahaha....

Askm

Fast In

2007-09-20T08:08:00.000+08:00

First off would like to wish all my muslim friends Selamat Ramadhan and happy fasting.Don't get caught eating nasi campur at the side of Glenmarie eyy...

Alhamdulillah I've finally retuned to the right way of life.Im still far away from being a good hamba but I am crawling there...got a lot of wonderful abang and kakak angkat who's always there when Im down and show me that nothing is impossible without doa and solat...Im also had successfully puasa since day 1 and I wish to fast for a full month even more...its a bit hell on earth especially for a fat guy like me working in this line....sometimes I feel like breaking it and drink but I managed to stay away from the dispenser and hold on till azan....

Work had turned from looney to crazy this past few weeks.All of my hardwork this past 9 months was taken...just because of one project.A new guy came and he was supposed to relieve me of my duty but after a curhat session with the bosses,they decided that the new guy will be stationed here for three months to train me instead....there's no way in hell I would go back working like a dog in Singapore,staying in a cubicle they call a home and being stuffed like sardines in the MRT....no way in hell....

I'll be coming back to Msia on the 10th Oct and celebrate the 1st and 2nd Raya there...unfortunately I would then have to head back to Indonesia on the 3rd raya morning...would like to spend at least 1 raya with her before Ive to start reporting back to work...mum did make a noise regarding this but she understands...she also didnt say much about 'her'...at least she didnt find out the hard way like the old one....me dad's advice is to just get to know people before making conclusion and I agree with that...no more Mr. I want this now....

Errr I hate blogging while my boss is walking here and there....I think he's trying to peek at what Im doing cos he was slightly impressed at the speed Im typing...ahhahahahaha....

Well got to go...no pictures as the internet connection is bad...Get back to you all when I have the chance...

Askm...

Lost

2007-09-09T10:28:00.000+08:00

my goodness...after checking my last post...it's almost a whole month since I last updated...work is horrible...came a new guy...let just call him Datuk...cos he's here sent by my boss as a police...to monitor me...my colleagues...but hey...i cant blame him...the past month's project was shit...we didnt manage to achieve our goal of no punchlist for Spore side...Radiography was bullshit and inspection is outstanding....dangg....so i have an extra pair of eyes behind my arse now...hardly opens internet as so much paperworks and statuses to do....

Finally...after 9 month's in Bintan did I ventured out...I went to Trikora...one of the local seaside favoured by tourist from other countries mostly Singapore and Malaysia....its all worth the back breaking 3 hours drive from Tanjung Pinang to Trikora....first stop we made were in Kawal...where heavenly barbequed Otak Otak and Tapai is the order of the day...we whallop a good 100 piece and 13 cubes of Tapai....gilaaaa....sweet aromatic,meaty otak otak (fish paste combined with squid cutlets,wrapped in leaves and roasted to perfection) cost about Rp400...emmmm about 20cent each....bought lunches as well for picnic at the beach...and continued on....

Trikora Beach

Arrive Trikora 2 at about lunchtime and we are like a pack of hungry wolves straight opened the trunk and smacked the food....its nice to eat food that was specially cooked by someone you like innit?ehheheheheh....rest a bit before dunking ourselves in the blue sea...

Me Lil Missy Likes My Camera

cold water even at 1pm thanks to the cloudy weather...none suffer from sunburn which is a good thing considering Ive to wear my coveralls the next day and a confirm torture session if we did get roasted...white sands covering the beach with lots of people with their own activities...volleyball...sandcastles and plain sitting down playing with water...its a nice change compared to my version of seaside next to a Jack Up blocks with yellow mud and brown water...ehahahaha...

After a good 3 hours of sun sea and sand we then head down to a more classy beach...headed down Lagoi where the rich made it their playground...with 5 class resorts such as Nirwana Resort,Banyan Tree resort and Club Med...it is a whole new world compared to Tg Pinang...securities everywhere you see securing the tranquility of Lagoi beach...suprisingly the Lagoi Jetty Terminal looked exactly the same as Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal...which was then explained that the same contractor who did TMFT also constructed Lagoi jetty...dont know whether true or not but heck...even the scenery looked eerily similar...emm emmm....there's a factory outlet so went in and check out the stuff...not bad...they have jeans size 46...awesome...maybe go down shop for baju raya ler....ahahhaha...almost 6pm when we left Lagoi...the trunk road was scary...no thanks to the car's headlight which is almost non existent...times like this I wish my car was equipped with HID...arrived back home...sending Novie and family first...then to Kijang for Lina and Risda finally to Barek Motor to sent Cherry and her mum and bro...lepak a bit of her house...makan indomee before head back home after a fucking awesome day trip to Lagoi...

Memento Picture

Hey you buggers should come down here laa...there's actually a lot of things to look and see...reason why I bought meself a DSLR already...ok ok...its not actually a DSLR...but at least it aint a simple Point and Shoot camera...i could still fiddle around with the shutter speed,the aperture,the exposure etc etc...I bought a Fuji Finepix S7000...okok i know its a 2003 product...but hey...again Raya is coming and I need to use a lot of money...dont have a big budget plus a Black Market friend of mine offered SGD400 for it...ambik aja laa....ehhehehehe

Neway will update again if I manage to go to Sekara Beach in Tg Uban or Pulau Penyengat...I'll be back home on the 10th Oct for Raya...yeayyy...